my green

Someone that feels like home.

who's 'my green'?

Oh My Todd!

Often shortened as OMT, and used as a hashtag #ohmytodd or #omt, a general expression for the sudden realization your attorney -- in this case Todd -- might be the bee's knees.

I was just talking to him and then I realized... oh my Todd!

milk my almonds

common euphemism for fuck used by those in the vegan and dairy free community

I forget my homework aw MILK MY ALMONDS

on my mama on my hood i look fly i look good

an iconic lyric in Charlieboy's song "I look good"
ON MY MAMA ON MY HOOD I LOOK FLY I LOOK GOOD TOUCH MY SWAG WISH YOU COULD I LOOK FLY I LOOK GOOD!

"ON MY MAMA ON MY HOOD I LOOK FLY I LOOK GOOD TOUCH MY SWAG WISH YOU COULD I LOOK FLY I LOOK GOOD! "

Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything

"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."

Cover my face

Means you’re a b@tty b0y

For example i cover my face in every video my gf takes cause i like it up the bum

I was just testing my reflexes

Something cool that you can say when your caught jacking off.

I was just testing my reflexes

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