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An STD from getting head from a girl with a gnartooth. It makes your dick crocked and bent.
Person one: "Dude, i just got head from a TMMG with a gnartooth, and now my dicks all bent!"
Person two: "Bro, you have Gnar Dick!"
to make a joke during a walk so bad that you sneeze everywhere.
what you say to your friends when you want to hit their Njoy
yo, Jay can I smack your dick bro?
Sick as Dick is when something is crazy good, very enjoyable or impressive. Normally used as a reply for something awesome that is mentioned to you . You would normally only say it amongst close friends, and usually followed by a shakas.
"I justbfoubd out Inhave tomorrow off"
"Sick as Dick".
Similar to "sweet dude" or "nailed it" or "whoa dude" or "that rocks".
When a man is about to have sex, but can't get hard.
Female 1- Did you and John have great see last night?
Female 2- Nah girl, he has the dick struggles, so I dumped him!
Like double dipping but used when you fuck someone, then immediately fuck someone else, sometimes without washing in between.
John: So how was the threesome?
Brad: I had to double-dick from Jessica to Ashley.
John: Did you at least wash off first?
Brad: Do you any time to do anything else in a threesome?
John: True.
When you lose a fantasy football matchup and your favourite NFL football team both lose during the same week
Jay: I need Greg Olsen to score me 20 points or I’m going to suffer another double dick this year
Jon: ya the Colts got pumped