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Gnar Dick

An STD from getting head from a girl with a gnartooth. It makes your dick crocked and bent.

Person one: "Dude, i just got head from a TMMG with a gnartooth, and now my dicks all bent!"

Person two: "Bro, you have Gnar Dick!"

by Washoe October 11, 2013


CHUGGIN DICK during a walk

to make a joke during a walk so bad that you sneeze everywhere.

Guy#1 "CHUGGIN DICK during a walk"
Guy#2 "hehaheha"

by July 25, 2021


Can I smack your dick

what you say to your friends when you want to hit their Njoy

yo, Jay can I smack your dick bro?

by Just a random chick October 09, 2019


sick as dick

Sick as Dick is when something is crazy good, very enjoyable or impressive. Normally used as a reply for something awesome that is mentioned to you . You would normally only say it amongst close friends, and usually followed by a shakas.

"I justbfoubd out Inhave tomorrow off"
"Sick as Dick".
Similar to "sweet dude" or "nailed it" or "whoa dude" or "that rocks".

by Epic breakfast January 17, 2018


dick struggles

When a man is about to have sex, but can't get hard.

Female 1- Did you and John have great see last night?

Female 2- Nah girl, he has the dick struggles, so I dumped him!

by dboys194 January 24, 2016


Double-Dick

Like double dipping but used when you fuck someone, then immediately fuck someone else, sometimes without washing in between.

John: So how was the threesome?
Brad: I had to double-dick from Jessica to Ashley.

John: Did you at least wash off first?
Brad: Do you any time to do anything else in a threesome?
John: True.

by Bitch Balls Deep January 21, 2017


Double dick

When you lose a fantasy football matchup and your favourite NFL football team both lose during the same week

Jay: I need Greg Olsen to score me 20 points or I’m going to suffer another double dick this year

Jon: ya the Colts got pumped

by Herbert4Life November 06, 2018