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Poo-net

A strip (or strips) of toilet paper placed on the top of the toilet water to help prevent Poo-splash

Be sure to properly apply your Poo-net, else you will get a case of the wet-ass

by Wobbe January 20, 2009

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Flexi-Poo

A definition used when an employee who works on a flexible basis, 'clocking' in and out to make up their required hours, purposely leaves their clock on to have a poo.

"I'm holding it in until 5.00pm, so I can have a Flexi-Poo."

by Adam FJ & Chris W January 31, 2008

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poo crusties

little brown freinndss dried in the crackk of ur assss holeee, flakesss that are caughtt in ur bum hair thats itchy andd stinkky and even when u showerr they dont vome out unless they are moistt so u gottta open ur bum cheeks wide

I had sex with you and when we were doing 69 you tuned over and your poo crusties slipped out and I almost chaked in yer face.

by Danica poosnig March 9, 2009

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poo dud

An extra butthole that does not work. Some people have these and its a shame.

Can also be used to belittle a person.

you mean he has an asshole that doesn't work? Like a poo dud?

You little poo dud.. you ate my last Oreo.

by iCutter September 20, 2009

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chicken poo

When ones nipples are hard and you can see them through their shirt.

Dude look over at becky, Major chicken poo!

by PpobNoremac April 18, 2017

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warm poo

An ironic synonym for 'hot shit'.

My GOD that girl is warm poo! I think I've just splunged in my knickers.

by LukeT September 8, 2007

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poo dangle

When fecal matter hangs from your anus.

When you take a crap and the poo dosen't quite fall into the toilet and it just kind of hangs there. Thats what the poo do it dangle - poo dangle.

by deRutte October 27, 2007

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