A strip (or strips) of toilet paper placed on the top of the toilet water to help prevent Poo-splash
Be sure to properly apply your Poo-net, else you will get a case of the wet-ass
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A definition used when an employee who works on a flexible basis, 'clocking' in and out to make up their required hours, purposely leaves their clock on to have a poo.
"I'm holding it in until 5.00pm, so I can have a Flexi-Poo."
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little brown freinndss dried in the crackk of ur assss holeee, flakesss that are caughtt in ur bum hair thats itchy andd stinkky and even when u showerr they dont vome out unless they are moistt so u gottta open ur bum cheeks wide
I had sex with you and when we were doing 69 you tuned over and your poo crusties slipped out and I almost chaked in yer face.
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An extra butthole that does not work. Some people have these and its a shame.
Can also be used to belittle a person.
you mean he has an asshole that doesn't work? Like a poo dud?
You little poo dud.. you ate my last Oreo.
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When ones nipples are hard and you can see them through their shirt.
Dude look over at becky, Major chicken poo!
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An ironic synonym for 'hot shit'.
My GOD that girl is warm poo! I think I've just splunged in my knickers.
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When fecal matter hangs from your anus.
When you take a crap and the poo dosen't quite fall into the toilet and it just kind of hangs there. Thats what the poo do it dangle - poo dangle.
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