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Time that comes after Beer :30
Man-Hey what time is it ?
Dude-I looked about a Hour and a half ago so it must be Joint to 5:00
Comes from Andrew, the 5th buddy. A buddy which has less importance than 4 other buddies in a friend group.
"LOL, we wont tell buddy number 5!"
"Hey BUDDY NUMBER 1. Hey buddy number 5!"
When you purposely walk in on your brother jerking off while your jerking off.
"I had that Paris Hilton video going in my room while I was cranking one out, when my older brother bill-dog walked in on me while he was beating off and laughing like a maniac! Bill-dog hit me with the worst 5 o'clock shadow! I was so embarrassed!"
To have sex for with a hot woman for five hours.
Bro: "Dude you have mad swag today, whats up?"
You: "I had a 5 hour energy the other day."
The type of girl you could stay with throughout the week 9-5(like a job) and not get tired of her
Carl: yea my girl she a 9-5 girl
Tyrone: oh so you like her
when it is okay to pick up a pick of food or candy from the floor if it has been on the floor for 5 seconds or less, as if germs and filth cannot adhere to an edible morsel during that time frame
Go ahead and eat the m&m -- the five second rule is in effect.
If you partake in a cheating activity during the hours of 4-5 am or pm it is not cheating. If it starts one minute before 4 or ends one minute after 5 it’s cheating.
Her: Did you cheat on me?
Me: No it was during the 4-5 rule
Her: Oh good