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A phrase that relates to the monster that REALLY lives in Loch Ness Lake. It is made of shit, hence, the term: Shit Ness Monster.
Also just a fun thing to say.
I just fell off my roof! Shit Ness Monster!
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A rare breed of coon commonly frolicking in the inner city of Detroit.
if you are not careful a lunar chirp monster may impregnate your sister.
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A Wet Tingling Monster is when a male dunks his erect penis in gasoline causing his penis to swell up. Then he shoves his swollen cock in the partners mouth giving the partner a Wet Tingling Monster.
My boyfriend gave me The Wet Tingling Monster last night.
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When a person pulls down his/her pants and moons one or more people in a fashion that requires the person to use their hands to spred their buttcheeks apart and show their furry, brown asshole. This can be converted into two-eyed monsters, three-eyed, or as many eyes as you can find.
I gave a one-eyed monster to rout 206!
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The monster that lives in the Pines of New Jersey
...EEk
I saw The New Jersey Monster and i pissed myself.
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A play in doubles tennis in which the net player of the serving team stands at the center of the court, signalling behind his back which way he is going when the server serves. Done to confuse opponents, often used by the Bryan Brothers.
Returner1: SHIT!!! Which way is the net player going?
Returner2: I don't know, they are running an I Formation Monster.
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A term for large unattractive women. Usually having a reptilian or dinosaur look.
These women are usually very lonely and unintelligent.
Warning do not feed Loch Mess Monsters!!!
Rumour has it that all LMM's share a genetic marker
that can be traced right back to Nessy herself.
"THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE! *Points at Monster* THE LOCH MESS MONSTER EXISTS!"
"So this Loch Mess Monster jumps me while I was pissed, tries prying open my lips with her tongue, man. I was sure I was dino dinner. Lucky enough I had some bacon handy, tossed it away from me... never seen something so big run so fast."
"Shit man... loch mess monsters everywhere, lets bounce!"
"Quick!! rub yourself in shit, de guise your scent from the Loch mess Monster over there!!"
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