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A spin off to getting some becky for those of us gay white guys with either a Mexican fetish or who just likes Mexicans like anyone else.
Damn I got lucky last night when a Mexican guy was letting me get some Juan from him last night
Slang for masturbation, ejaculation
Here's a magazine to help fire off some missiles.
feeling great sadness after seeing something
seeing her with him made me feel some shit man
The act of getting completely shafted and stabbed in the back, usually by a twat
I feel bad for Alex, Owen totally Some Kinda Time’d him
When your boomer parents still think that you can apply for jobs by physically going to a business and asking if there are any jobs available, just like they did back in the day, before the popularity of the internet or pre-2000.
Dad: why don't you get off your arse and get a job.
Son: I've been looking online for weeks and applied for everything I can, there's nothing new.
Dad: Your not looking hard enough, go out and knock on some doors. That's what I did when I was your age.
Son: Dad, nobody does that anymore, employers and job agencies do everything online now. Even the job centre posts their own stuff there.
Dad: omg kids these days, don't know how good they have it. When I was your age I walked 20 miles to work and back barefoot whilst carrying a bag of cole on my back, I got paid 2 bob a week, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Son: stfu dad, stop lying and get with the times.
SOME CUNT- refers to a mystery person who has done some mythical feat. Some Cunt is actually a Japanese truck driver. Uncommon is this truck driver, but they still manage to achieve their objectives without any visual sightings.
Ooy, where is the box of beer?
I left it here unless Some Cunt took it!