grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili

what a queer cowboy does.

What Would You Do If There Was A Child Right In Front Of You? “I’d grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili.”

19👍 7👎

you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.

dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

63👍 21👎

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

21👍 3👎

Flappy Asshole

(n.) When you are so hungry, you eat your parenters rectum and chew it till the sun comes down.

Dude, when you fell asleep I gave you a Flappy Asshole

Checkered asshole

When your dick is rigged and leaves their asshole checkered

"I left her with a checkered asshole last night"

Snow asshole

When you get attacked 3 or more times, by the same player, in Warzone on TopWar

This dude hit me 3 times in Warzone! He is a snow asshole!

Strangle your asshole

strangling someone's asshole mean squeezing the hell out of someone's ass

when we get home tonight im gonna strangle your asshole