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Slang for average cheese enjoyer
John David Earling broke into my house and ate all the cheese.
A biologist who wrote The Forest Unseen, a fantastic book about how Haskell stared at a spot in the forest in Tennessee everyday for a year. He discusses ferns, moss, trees, small animals, and even takes his clothes off for 5 minutes in the middle of winter.
Haskell also wrote The Songs of Trees.
Haskell received his Ph.D. in evolutionary biology at Cornell.
"who turned grass into a book?"
"ohh yah Dr. David Haskell"
teacher: So what Dr. David Haskell says about ferns here is very interesting. He says...
Students: *fall asleep*
"Why is that guy staring at the ground in the middle of January with no clothes on?"
"Oh, that's just Dr. David Haskell. He does that sometimes."
The opposite of bait. Something to use to chase people away.
"By using this Câta David Alexandru, you can make your loved ones go away!"
"so that's why you're keeping a 10 meter distance from me right now"
One of the best husband's out there and one of the best mutuals too. Father of max
Dang your._counselor._.david is really swaggy
God Himself
Man: hello David Olvera Montiel
David: hello
When a male tucks his genitals back, giving the illusion that his penis and testis have completely disappeared. Like magic.
Upon returning from the restroom, his date was slightly taken aback to find he him reveal the full David Copperfield after removing his robe.
Nice little man one have Zackary/Zachary Gary Goldberg s victims of the pinches has the bestest grammar and very very very very good manny
Elijah David Peters: STOP
Zack: no little boy
Elijah David Peters: Your gay
Zack: yes