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Bro 50 Shades of Grey is a bad book
Suck a soup stick dude
Chicken Soup for the Soul, for vegetarians
NY Times Bestseller: Lentil Soup for the Soul
A common name for cows milk in the late 80's on account of the fact that when the reactor 4 blew it's lid in 1986 and spewed all sorts of really nasty shite into the atmosphere, the prevailing weather at the time was unusually and unfortunately coming from the east and thus carried tons of highly toxic radiation 1500 miles west to the UK whereupon it pissed down onto our fields, the cows ate it, turned it into milk and then we poured it in out tea,
Customer: I've forgot my glasses mate, what's the Best Before date on this pint of Chernobyl Soup?
Grocer: 26th April 21986 mate. After that it starts to lose a bit of it's glow.
A colloquial expression indicating someone's disposition is particularly bitter, likening it to the taste of a hearty bowl of stew, which serves as a metaphorical comparison to emphasize the intensity of their bitterness.
"Whenever Sarah starts complaining about her job, her friends jokingly remind her, 'Bitter, bitter, soup for dinner,' to gently poke fun at her sour mood."
This happens when you fuck someone’s ass so vigorously that your nut Goes all throughout her ass and mixes with The stuff that is in said ass and when you pull out you can see all the “soup” inside making the asshole the bowl
The other night my friend told me he gave his girl a hot serving of dick n’ booty soup and found my wallet under him
an informal nicer word for telling people to be minding their own, instead of someone elses, business. Told to someone when you actually want them to mind their own business.
(after father stops speaking on the phone)
son: Dad, who was that? just curious
father: well, you'll have to learn who it was en temps et lieux utiles. Right now, just shove off, and brew your own vegetable soup
When you’re fishing in a crowded area and anyone catches a fish you immediately start yelling “good soup! Good soup!!” It especially applies to those anglers with poor ability or knowledge, poor etiquette (casting over you repeatedly and denying it aggressively) and a tendency to take everything they catch big or small - edible or not. You know exactly what I’m saying. Hahaha.
Yo check that out! GOOD SOUP!! GOOD SOUP!!