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When a male masturbates with his hand backwards
Bryon was really jakeing it while visualizing labia
fucking rapist manipulative bitch
friends: you’re dating jake? i’m so sorry
Jake is a kind and loving person who will never leave you if he ever came into your life. He is always be nice but does have an angry side.
Jake is liberal and he loves other humans; he wants the best for them. That's a must. He's a good listener and an introvert.
He's good vibes and a chill person to talk to. He's also willing to joke around and be sarcastic. He gives off wholesome sunshine vibes. If you find a Jake, don't let him go.
He keeps it real and he's fun and spicy! He's not someone you meet everyday.
On top of all of this, his looks will blow you away.
Have you met Jake? I have a huge crush on him.
That's Jake; all the ladies swoon when he walks by.
A Fatass hairy whiteboy who loves playing video games and spends too much money on games he never plays. The only exercise this guy gets is when hes typing dumbass shit when someone is talking, when he goes to take a shit or piss, and when he wants to grab a coke from his fridge. This kids skin is so white because he gets no sunlight at fucking all. He smells like ass and looks like a child molester. He will never lose his virginity
"Hey look at this dude"
"He looks like a child molester"
Yeah I know right what a Jake"
The honored one. The one honored in all of Earth, the Heavens above and the void below. A bhodisattva that was and were and would be.
I have attained a state like Jake