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WEll, there are 2 purposes to life, first we'll explore the more important one.
Sex, what else? Once you hit puberty its all you want. You could get fucked from now until forever and it would never get tired of it, therefor it is one of the 2 purposes.
Pissing people off. Why, i don't know. but pissing people off is just one of the greatest things ever. People nowdays get pissed off at the dumbest things, for example i was walking and i brushed against a person and they get in my face and start yelling "ohhh, you need to say excuse me if you gonna be hittin people like dat!" of course i did the most natural thing, and laughed in her face. But because pissing people off is the second thing i've found that never gets old, it is the second purpose of life.
Sex, see sprixsexblowjob
Pissing people off, laugh at them. Tell them how fat their kids are. Burn stuff in their yard. Piss on their cars. Cut their tires, there is a vast array of ways to piss people off.
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Everybody dies. Everything changes. Nothing is real. Everything passes.
Everything is for nothing.
There`s no meaning of life, no divine answer. There`s just you, and you`ll wane and die. There`s the world, and it`ll end.
The meaning of life is nothing. So simple, yet so freeingly complex
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Consuming food while sitting on the toilet taking a dump. Especially useful when you are hungry and have to go to the bathroom simultaneously. You don't have to make a choice. Do both.
Earlier today I was sitting on the john doing the circle of life with a ham sandwich.
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pretty self explanatory.. when someone has a sweet life, there life is going pretty good at the time. Or it also can be used sarcastically when that person's life is not so sweet.
girl: Dude! I just got a nice new car for my 16th birthday
friend: sweet life! :-D
or in a more sarcastic way..
girl: Dude my parents are making me take a pottery class and go country line dancing with them
friend (mocking her): hahahaha sweet life?
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A site/blog from based in Montreal about life, in the main. They write article on graffiti, weed, people, food, and plenty of random shit. These guys are fresh, funny and chill. Beats most internet shit today in my opinion. props!
I should be doing my homework, but I think ya'll should know about mook-life too.
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Name given to citizens who believe that abortion and/or the dealth penalty is wrong. Many believe that pro-life only refers to abortion.
Christians usually spend too much time focusing on abortion and not enough on the Death Penalty. Usually to present this they carry around picture of mutilated babies, many of which are fake.
Although some may disagree with their beliefs, they should not dehumanize them. They have the right to believe what they please. They should also do this to pro-choicers.
1. I am pro-life, I believe that a fetus is actually a human life, with a soul, and every fetus has the right to life.
2. I am pro-choice, the opposite of pro-life, I believe that the fetus is just a mass of human tissue. I believe that a woman should decide whether she wants to continue with her pregnancy.
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The high life, the best way to live life, fresh to death and "lames catch feeling we catch flights"
homie 1: Bruh, I been high as fugg all day long mang
homie 2: Hell yea Jet life ti'll the next life bro
Homie 1: man we living life like @JETset_cee
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