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A dump, pure and simple. It may have been a nice school at one point, but now it is just a shithole where everyone smokes, no one goes to classes (which is a joke there anyway), and 4/5th of the student body is black, lesbian , or both. Many of he RAs are over-zealous first semester sophomores who lord over the freshmen with an iron fist. Assigned bathroom stalls and shower times? Hell yeah because that's what's coming for you. Want a better women's college in Virginia? Try Hollins or Sweetbriar. Mary Baldwin is a bad choice if you actually want to go to college to earn a degree.
Mary Baldwin College girl 1: that's some good weed!
MBC girl 2: shouldn't you come in off the porch and work on that 5 page paper that's due tomorrow?
MBC girl 1: fuck that! That's why I'm at this school....where no one gives a shit!
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"Yo you got any of dat Smelly Mary Jane shit up in this mutha, i'm keen to smoke up."
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salut ste marie is a shitty town that is near imposible to hitchhike out of
its took me and my firends 2 hours befor we got a ride out of salut ste marie
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This college is the worst college in virginia, probably the planet. it sucks and there is nothing to do except schoolwork...so if you enjoy working your ass off for mediocre grades and partying once ever 2 months at a lame-ass party until cops bust it at 11.30 then this is the skool for you! plus the kids here are rich, spoiled self-centered brats...so enjoy!
hey did u hear bout a party at the University of Mary Washington?
nah, man theres no such thing
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A female who applies her makeup while commuting to work.
I was driving to work this morning in rush hour, and this bimbo was putting on her face while driving to work. Mary Kay-mmuters kill me.
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Mount St. Mary’s is full of either donkey-faced tramps or prude girls who weren’t good enough to get into Oak Knoll. They think that they are the shit, but in reality everyone cringes when they hear the name of that school. Every single girl who goes there is weird and/or dramatic (did I mention they look like the underside of my shoe?) . A word of advice to Mount St. Mary’s girls - stick to public school and save the extra dollars, and to normal kids- stay away from them, avoid them at all costs, you’re wasting your time. P.S. Don’t let their desperate vsco posts convince you otherwise.
Normal Kid: “What school do you go to?”
Tramp: “Mount St. Mary’s.”
Normal Kid: *runs off a cliff*
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's description of a promiscuous girl, one that may or may not be a soldier's girlfriend prior to his military service. The term originated in the 1987 movie FULL METAL JACKET, and was used to describe the difference between a Springfield M-14 rifle used during basic training, and a female human, to the Marines being trained.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's dialog during the movie FULL METAL JACKET (1987):
(Shouting): "Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name. Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging old MARY JANE ROTTEN CROTCH through her pretty pink panties are over. You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful."
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