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A jumbled confusing turn of events or situation.
Wow that party turned out to be a real twat salad, last time i go to that place.
Disambiguation:
Three Meat Salad can refer to high protein health food,
or to sexual acts involving multiple male participants.
Ensure clarification to avoid unpleasant situations.
Yesterday James and Dave came to my house for a Three Meat Salad and it was not entirely what i was expecting.
The act of rubbing vaginal flaps for pleasure.
Hey john... how did your date go? Did you get in her? Nah, but I did smooth her salad
Hey waiter can you bring me a bowl of warm Irish vegetarian salad?
When one ejaculates into a steamy pile of fecal matter after having sexual intercourse with a female during menstruation. The brown shit, red period blood, and white semen represent the three delicious flavors of Neapolitan ice cream.
A Neapolitan Salad is most common when a male stops having sex with his partner, while she is on her period, and then gives her a log jammer (please see definition).
Jim: Hey Sal, what’s that on your face?
Sal’s fuckbuddy: Oh, that just some leftover Neapolitan Salad.
“Sam Salad”: adjective, Meaning: A salad consisting of only French fries due to no other vegetarian option being a available.
Looks like you got stuck with the Sam Salad.
An event, typically between three or more patrons, where participants tangle their legs together while hanging out to show platonic affection. This often occurs while watching movies, playing Jackbox.tv games, during class breaks /recess and while sitting on floors (with or without mattresses.)
Although very similar to cuddling these two things are not to be confused. Cuddling is a more conscious action using the majority of one’s body to display romantic affection to one or more people. Leg Salad is an unconscious effort, whether it be due to limited couch space or just wanting to be closer to friends. Typically only waist down is what body parts are used during a leg salad but it is never limited to this. (Sitting on top of people, as long as neither are uncomfortable or angry, is considered Leg Salad.) No arms are used in Leg Salad so things such as phones and fidget toys can be used.
"Sorry we were late for class, we were tangled in a good leg salad and no one wanted to get up."
"Everyone thinks we're in a poly relationship because we often find ourselves in a leg salad"