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Emily bus

A bus driver named Emily who is driving you and all your friends in a minivan type car and take them around wherever (usually McDonald's and she pays for all the food)

Friend 1: I'm gonna be catching the Emily bus today
Friend 2: oh cool can I come with?
Friend 1: sure she will probably take us to McDonald's again so let's get a free meal.

by Grape dude and me January 3, 2024


money talks and bullshit takes the bus

It is the same as Money talks and bullshit walks, but this phrase was said by Leonardo Di Caprio in the movie The wolf of Wall Street

People with a lot of resources accomplish things, the others take the bus and do nothing or little.

One guy says Hey I did that mega deal working at night : money talks and bullshit takes the bus

by Ernie58 August 4, 2017


Shorter Bus

The "Shorter Bus" is a specific type of bus designed for the most retarded kid in school

"You see that kid right there? He rides the shorter bus"

by Oniiko-Kun August 6, 2021


Bus Graduate Degree

A drivers license.

My friend is a senior in High School and still rides the bus home. Someone get him a bus graduate degree.

by sweatyanddisgusting September 6, 2023


Waiting For The Bus

One of the most popular Cyanide and Happiness cartoon about a man who discovers that he can run very, very fast, and makes the most of it. Well...he does at first.

"Waiting For The Bus" starts with a man who is...well, take a wild guess what he's doing, why don't you.

When the bus comes, it speeds past him. The man runs to get the bus driver to stop. The bus driver points out that he is in the same predicament as the bus in the movie "Speed." It is at this moment that the man realizes he can run very, very fast. The bus driver gives a brief motivational speech telling him to make the most of his odd skill, which he immediately does.

Things go well at first. The man (Now called the 50MPH Man) immediately becomes a star. He wins races left and right, and unexpectedly finds his true love when he crashed into her after a race. But things take a dark turn when he receives an invitation to race in the Indy 500...and he accepts.

A man who can run at 50MPH can't hold a candle to cars that go more than 200MPH, which is something he learns the hard way. The 50MPH man loses a race for the first time as a result, and his life spirals down. He is arrested for attempted robbery, and his wife divorces him.

Several years pass. The 50MPH man sits alone in the training area where he first honed his skills. He then commits suicide by running full-speed into the stadium wall. The very same bus driver who inspired him to begin his career learns about his passing, and stops to admire the place where The 50MPH Man started and ended his life.

Finally, the bus explodes, killing him.

The End!

by Someone who kinda exists December 26, 2022


Sushi Bus

A vehicle full of Asians. Most often found in high tourists areas such as national parks, urban cities, and random bougie shopping malls

“Oh no, here comes a sushi bus. I hope the park rangers can keep their cool”

“We’ll wait for the next one, I don’t want to get on the sushi bus”

by TTRL2315 April 27, 2024


Bus chaser

The best song forever and it is about 8745 which is a stupid D and T teacher in LSC called small ng. The original song is called creeper aww man.

Are you a'BUS CHASER'?

by Chan Tai Man November 13, 2019