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When you have finger to vaginal intercourse you make finger babies, because when you make a real baby you have penis to vaginal intercourse.
How was your date, did you make finger babies?
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1. The act of fucking a fence.
2. When somebody licks you until you have an orgasm
Person 1: Damn, I saw Stacie salad-finger yesterday!
Person 2: That's hott!!
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Person 1: Come over right now and salad-finger me baby!
Person 2: only if you salad-finger me first!
Person 1: I CANT WAIT!!!!
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A lot less simple than it sounds. This maneuver requires the insertion of one or more fingers into a vagina for a variety of reasons.
a: To prepare for love making.
b: To check for disease and smell.
c: Manual stimulation.
Once insertion is achieved you discreetly hold the perpetrating fingers under the nose and sniff them for danger. If all is well it doesn't smell.
I gave Paula the stink finger on our date and it smelled like hot tomato soup.
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The act of wiping your fingers on a girls back or legs, after you have been finger banging her.
Sarah, was enjoying me finger banging her so much, that she got really wet. I had no choice but to wipe my fingers on her back. So I finger painted my name on her back....
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When two people, usually homosexuals, get together and place their fingers in each other's anus, then place the affected finger in their partner's mouth, at which point it is licked like a popsicle on a hot summer's day.
Tommy and Larry skipped dessert so they would have room for finger popsicles after sex.
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When a guy fingers a girl (the muffin part relates to the amount of pubic hair)
I gave my girlfriend a well good finger muffin last night in the bush.
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the Bremlin can never get enough of these!
Oh look! He's chompin on those finger snacks again.
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