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A contest between 2 or more rivals to see who can get the most words published on urban dictionary.
OMG! Jason has 6 urban words published now. Harry only has 4, but from the way he works the urban dictionary battle I bet he has an ace up his sleeve : )
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Formerly a great place that upheld freedom of speech but now is more like fox news.
UD started out as a great place to define truths about government and idiots alike. But now they are a bought and paid for media whore like fox news who filters all of the good content and gives out fluff.
Urban dictionary: a great idea, that failed
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The only real English Dictionary in the world, In my opinion. It contains REAL definitions that every one can understand. Not something like:
Philosophy- rational investigation of the truths and principles of being, knowledge, or conduct.
But instead:
Philosophy- Philosophy undertakes the task of determining the fundamental nature of human existence with thorough logical analysis. Philosophy can be broken down into four major branches.
1) A real Dictionary
2) Something people bad at english can understand.
3) Something to waste your time on.
1) Mike: Hey man, don't you hate all those people ruining the english language? Pfft, dem? dat? lol?
Jesus: Actually, No they are not ruining it. They are actually EXPANDING the English Language, modern day dictionaries are just too far behind to keep up. We should be glad our language is expanding is so many ways.
2) Superman: Ugh, I just cant understand what the god damn dictionary is saying! If I can hardly understand the language, how the fuck am I going to understand all these complex words?
Spiderman: Silly DC, the dictionary is for losers! Go to Urban Dictionary for real HUMAN examples!
3) Unknown Diety: Daaaaaaaamnnnnnnnnn , I just procrastanated and wasted like 4 hours on reading stuff on Urban Dictionary!
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Writing your first name responses from Urban Dictionary onto the first comment space after you do a status of "Urban Dictionary Game" on Facebook or similar social networking site. Can paraphrase or such to make longer responses not take up a lot of extra spaces, and can do any response.
Chris - Urban Dictionary Game
Comment by Chris
A kid who is always up to party and have a good time
Dude, I don't wanna go to that party unless Chris comes.
is a slang for huge cock
like incredibly huge.
oh man I wish I had a chris in me.
The man of my dreams, a man who is always happy never stops smiling, makes me feel as if I could fly, a man to spend the rest of my life with.
Have you met my chris he's the man of my dreams!
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As an Urban Dictionary editor myself, I was surprised to see some definitions here. We are not trying to deny freedom of speech, but please note that no one but you cares how you define your wife's name. However I am very sorry that sometime retarded words do get posted while respectable words that some of you may have spent time on are rejected. My apologias on the behave of all editors.
All urban dictionary editors should read these definitions so that they may become better at making decisions.
Urban dictionary editors should stop randomly hitting "Don't Publish."
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A person who spends all of their time writing new defintitions for the stereotypes of: cheeleaders, preps, goths, emos and jocks. often a mix of all of these. can be between the ages of 16 to 24. These aforementioned definitions always derogitory often using the words fag, whore, slut, and douche. sometimes a combination of a four is neccesary to get the full hate across.
Me: i hate urban dictionary haters, im gonna write a UD definition about them
Everyone who reads this: HOLY SHIT YOU ARE A HIPPOCRITAC FAG DOUCHE FUCK BAG. oh wait, look at this witty example, lol, all is forgiven.
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The exact same thing as Urban Dictionary's Dictionary.
John: I'm going to look up a word in the Urban Dictionary Thesaurus.
Mike: Why? It's the exact same as the dictionary version of the website.
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