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A short shake is a type of handshake where one of the people involved grips the other persons fingers, preventing a proper handshake. The short shaker is seen as less of a man, and more often than not exhibits such traits as cold, sweaty, or clammy hands that resemble the touch and texture of a dead limp fish.
Joe: Dude, the new guy just short shaked me!
John: Yeah, he did that to me today too.
Joe: What a pussy!
Popular YouTuber Cody Ko who is canonically very small.
"Yo dude, who are you watching?" "Me? Oh I'm jus watching Short little small guy who is under 5 feet" "Oh shit I love Cody Ko."
Short-stalling is the absence of bathroom etiquette wherein someone, when given a choice of bathroom stalls, sits in the stall next to someone already using one when they had the option of choosing another stall and leaving a "buffer zone" between them and the other stall occupant.
Bob short-stalled me again after lunch today - four stalls available and he sits right next to me!
Slap ur short friend round the head 5 times on Feb 14th -GL hehehehe
February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times
A guy who a micro penis ...
Duncan’s dick is so small he prob only can fuck anus , he’s a short dick guy
As a verb: to humiliate, to make one feel inadequate.
As a noun: one who is inadequate or humiliated.
Example: The guys at the end of the bar were in a short dick contest. They were engaging in a one-upmanship contest and the loser is short dicked.
The act of masturbation.
Sorry I'm late, stopped for a quick short arm shifty in the car.