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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to oerianal abscesses.
Person 1: Laurelai: The First Juvenile Release.
Anyone and everyone who sits in the first class section of a plane. These entitled pricks aren't pleased enough with the mere amazing fact they're flying in a tube 6 miles above the earth. No, that's not good enough for them. They need free booze, hot towels and food.
These entitled pricks aren't pleased enough with the mere amazing fact they're flying in a tube 6 miles above the earth. No, that's not good enough for them. They need free booze, hot towels and food. And God forbid you try to use their restroom. What a bunch of first classholes!
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😱: Mária ' Angie' Castro; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release
When you are constantly trying to have a chance with someone who has never given you a chance, despite how many times you have tried.
Mandy posted a status about how some people don't deserve a second chance because their are other people who are waiting for their first one. What Mandy fails to realize is there are quite a few guys in her yard trying to get a milkshake, and it sure isn't the first time they've been waiting for her shop to open. Infact chase is waiting for his seventh-first chance.
When a man is taking part in a threesome or orgy and proceeds to cum first on the thot.
Man1: Oh boy I'm going to cum
Man 2: No way bro. I will milk in first
What is that? I don't know what that is... Like a prime directive?...... I'm not a cyborg.
Hym "First Principle: I am better than everyone! Without exception! Second Principle: Children are abominations! Murder them all! Third Principle: Don't talk about fight club... Don't... Uh... Don't do it... Ever... Fourth Principle: I don't know... I don't have one. There's only 3... THE 3 PRINCIPLES OF QUASI-PANDEIST GNOSTICISM! (Don't ask about the fourth one)."
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The first and second birthday (first to second) (2nd) (2)...