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Food that is served at yogi cafes for skinny new age white chicks who consider Lululemon an essential gateway on the road to, like, total enlightenment and stuff. Typically consists of a half a teaspoon of fruit smoothie balanced out with 2 seeds, 3 grains and a single flake of coconut, served with a shot of some overhyped and even more overpriced superfood that’s being over harvested to destroy an entire ecosystem.
Akasha: Hey wanna meet for brunch?
Shakti: OMG totally, I’m dying for some breatharian food. How about Alchemy?
Akasha: YASS! Bring yo jade egg, sistarrr!!
Refers to when someone will constantly moan with food in their mouth in ecstasy of the flavor
Person A: " Dude are you eating your food or making love to your food?"
Person B: "Not trying to it just tastes so freaking good I can't help myself"
A food disorder where people are so picky they won't try our refuse to eat foods 99% of the people think are delicious
Jen won't eat fried chicken. Shes food weird
Your range of movement with snack foods (for example; a bag of chips) in your hands.
Ben: Oh man, I can't open my car door. Hey Matt, could you help me out here?
Matt:*opens door* Why'd you bring me over here?
Ben: Because my hands are full with this chips and drink!
Matt: Dude, you need to work on your snack food dexterity.
A campaign tactic whereby a sitting Prime Minister, dropping fast in the polls, appears at a northern Food Bank to act as if he cares about Indigenous kids - despite taking Indigenous kids to court after being found to have violated their Human Rights by a Federal Human Rights Tribunal.
Liberal Aide: "Oh my God, I'm going to have to move back in with my mom, we're polling at 29%!"
Trudeau: "Don't worry, we're going to pull a Frobisher Food Bank Fakeout. They'll never know what hit them."
Food made by ethnic people such as Mexicans, Colombians, Africans, etc.
Ethnic food is often cheaper than normal food.
A slut that needs a bath and has sex with food on themselves with a weirdo that dies alone and smells like food
Ew I don’t that food smelly slut She’s fugly and smelly