mike ox small

If you say it fast it's "my cock small"
People also use this for fake ass trends

Cashier: "Can I get a name for that one?"
Person: "its just Mike ox small"
Cashier: "Ok ill call when it's ready"
Cashier: "ORDER FOR MY COCKS SMALL"
Cashier: "No..."

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Bald Mike

THE ABOMINATION OF THE BALD VERSION OF MIKE DIRNT, ALSO IS HOMOPHOBIC

AYO, WHOS THAT HOMOPHOBIC BALD PERSON OVER THERE?
THAT MUST BE BALD MIKE

Mike Cusumano

Taking cheese anally

Give him a Mike Cusumano

Mike Pudding

That annoying commercial, MIKE WILL GET IT DONE.

Mom: Honey, come set the table.
Me: OK I will, Mike pudding is on anyways.

mike rizzo

The GM for the Washington Nationals. Also known to be the biggest bitch of 2021 for having a fire sale in DC

Mike Rizzo sold the entire roster like bombs in Pakistan

salty mike

A cunt wagon used in ww1 for masturbating

My uncle had a salty mike in his mouth.

Mike quilter

Every group has one: the guy that gets so drunk and tries to pick up every girl that is not even old enough to watch MA movies. Also he is the groups biggest pest and has a pin dick.

fuck my life here comes the mike quilter