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To really mess up someone's day. This might happen if, hypothetically, an elderly gentleman was unable to control his bowel movements while in a car dealership and had some poo drop out of his pants leg and onto the showroom floor. One would expect the resulting hypothetical poo to nauseate employees, run off customers and terrify small children.
Roy - "Dude, I hear Jitzina broke up with you?"
Jay - "Yeah man, it was totally unexpected."
Roy "What are you gonna do?"
Jay - "I don't know man, I'm totally bummed."
Roy - "Sorry, dude, sounds like she really shit in your showroom."
A practice that is symbolic of laying the groundwork for the day by starting it properly and therefore well.
You really are a better person when you make your bed.
When a game is so fun and made with such quality that words cannot describe it. This phrase comes from horribly made Instagram ads.
“Have you played the new Pokémon game?”
“Yeah, dude, it’s so text for your header!”
Flexing for your homie: An unnecessary flex for your homie about his dough,cheddar, gravy, guap or any of the like when said person doesn’t have shit
Guy 1: My friend has $30,000 in the bank he probably makes alot of money.
Guy 2: Why’re you flexing for your homie like that, what about you, that’s hella random!
Guy 1: whatever man..
Too give your friends a hard time. To make fun of or tease them for some reason in a friendly manner.
Dude don't take the joke so seriously, I was just busting your balls.
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To warn somebody that you will fight them.
To say that you will fight somebody.
Yo, don't fucking play with me, I will rock your shit.
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To buy cryptocurrency and hold for a minimum of 1 year to avoid 39% capital gains tax!
Crow your coins boys! Let the money roll in!
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