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Mud Nuts

Another term for shit stained balls

Tim has mud nuts from anal Anne

by Richard Hangslow December 16, 2018


Crunchy nut

When you nut while having a kidney stone

Bro I just had a crunchy nut and it hurt

by John nut September 27, 2019


Nut fangle

Pre wank prep work where a bloke fondles his scrot before he continues to pleasure himself

Lauren: "Jonny, why do you feel your balls all the time?"
Jonny: "I'm just having a nut fangle before you go home baby cos I'm not getting any from you!"

by Pickersgill December 3, 2010

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sneak nut

When you sneak a nut out of your pants to surprise a friend!

Tom whips his left nut out and calls Billy's name! Tom: LOL SNEAK NUT

by SandyrunMiddleshit May 30, 2017


Nut Stack

When the boys sit on each others shoulders and suck each others nuts.

Yeah fam wanna start a nut stack

by Nut stack guy June 27, 2020


dez nuts

A joke from the stone age

person 1: dez nuts.

Person 2: Please consider suicide.

by Fuze_the_Hostage May 16, 2018


nut scag

When your nuts be chafing so bad you have to spread your legs to ease the burn.

Dion - “oi cuzzie my nuts be chafing so bad I’m gonna have to go chuck a quick nut scag.”

Tucker - “yeah g you better spread em good that’s some serious chafage.”

by Ladinskí January 22, 2020