Another term for shit stained balls
Tim has mud nuts from anal Anne
When you nut while having a kidney stone
Bro I just had a crunchy nut and it hurt
Pre wank prep work where a bloke fondles his scrot before he continues to pleasure himself
Lauren: "Jonny, why do you feel your balls all the time?"
Jonny: "I'm just having a nut fangle before you go home baby cos I'm not getting any from you!"
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When you sneak a nut out of your pants to surprise a friend!
Tom whips his left nut out and calls Billy's name! Tom: LOL SNEAK NUT
When the boys sit on each others shoulders and suck each others nuts.
Yeah fam wanna start a nut stack
A joke from the stone age
person 1: dez nuts.
Person 2: Please consider suicide.
When your nuts be chafing so bad you have to spread your legs to ease the burn.
Dion - “oi cuzzie my nuts be chafing so bad I’m gonna have to go chuck a quick nut scag.”
Tucker - “yeah g you better spread em good that’s some serious chafage.”