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nights of the round table is a group of five guys who cum over to my lover's house every friday night, and he makes me suck everyone's dick while they play cards and have cumgasms in my mouth -- yum!
Oh-oh! I'm stoned and my lover invited the nights of the round table over!
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Sneak attack sex in the middle of the night. The gentleman caller holds the female's face down by placing his palms squarely over her eye sockets resulting in two black eyes.
"Lauren was sleeping but I was feeling frisky so I woke her up with an Alabama Night Owl. She had black eyes for a week!"
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Thanksgiving eve. The day before Thankgiving, always on a Wednesday. The day you get to f*ck your highschool ex, see who lost their hot body, see who reinvented themselves in college and hi fave your high school eneny that you're now doing better than.
Hey, girl, Heyyy! Are you going out to tomorrow night?
No, why?
Bish, whet!? It's the biggest bar night of the year, Thanksgiving eve!
Oh yeah, f*ck them h*es. I don't wanna see them. I just wanna eat good on Thursday!
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(leyt nahyt jim-ee)
-noun
1. A nocturnal request or negotiation made forthright with the sole purpose of consummating sexual pleasure.
2. Any person who solicits such a request, not exclusive to a stranger in a seedy location; the verbal contractee could be a significant other as well.
"Hey baby, wanna come back to my place for a late night jimmy?"
"My husband never does anything romantic anymore! All he wants is a late night jimmy."
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When you wash your sheets and wait till the very last minute the dryer cycle is done just to be able to get those warm, crispy puppies back on the bed, to have the cosiest sleep you'll have all week.
I could smell the dainty laundry detergent airing off the clean, crisp bed sheets I just washed. My Sundays are shit, but nothing beats my Sunday nights because it's clean sheet night.
Gavin: hey man, wanna go for beers after work?
Mort: nah way man! It's clean sheet night!
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An excuse girlfriends use to ditch you and hook up with other guys
My girlfriend decided to “take the night off” with her ex boyfriend
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Someone who acts like your friend-they talk with you and hang out with you-one night a week, but then any other time you try to talk with them they ignore you.
She was such a great friend yesterday, but today she isn't responding to my text messages. She's such a Friday night friend.
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