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a term used when a friend is angry but not too angry. they wouldn't like the person to die, they would just like for them to pee themselves. a correct response when someone says that to you is "i already did", asserting your dominance. for the ultimate dominance assert after that, you may t-pose .
friend 1: gimmie ur lunch munny
friend 2: u-ur mom gae
friend 1: no u
friend 2: pee urself
friend 1: i already did
friend 2: *cowers in shame*
The term "Pee Shed" refers to the practice of someone who urinates in the anus cavity of another person for storage.
"Hey did you see that girl over there? I wonder if she will let me rent her Pee Shed?!
A funny way of saying they're in the bathroom going poop.
She'll be right back, she's taking a "Manly Pee".
humanoid-anti-legs-pee. poop on the sink xdxdd
D1: You drank something that fucked up your kidneys and pissed them off. It retaliated by making your piss feel like magma.
D2: You are starting to value your dicks health and want to retract it when you pee, but it's still a bit tight. You decide to do it anyway and the foreskin shuts the pee valve 90% and makes your pee feel like its 9000 degrees.
D3: You finally get circumcised, but you still feel sensitive. You are in the shower and you are washing your dick. A lot of soap ends up getting there, and you can feel a bit of burning down your urethra. You decide its nothing and go on about your day. You feel like you need to pee and go to the toilet. You feel a shit ton of burning magma piss shoot out. You think your body is gonna explode, but you remember soap and sensitive dick don't mix well.
Guy 1: OW FUCK WHY DOES MY PISS FEEL LIKE LAVA?
Guy 2: You need to take precautions. Don't get the Lava Pee case.
Guy 1: Oh okay- wait what the fuck are you doing in the bathroom?! Get out!!!!
Guy 2: Just sayin. The Lava Pee case can be prevented.
When girls go on the bathroom together and “spills the tea”
Me and the girls are spilling the pee