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Something I do to my wife's taint but fancier than a tossed salad.
Would you like to give me a French salad?
Market, eat this French salad and tell me if it is fresh.
When a man ducks a woman's ass. He pulls out then places one testicle in her ass and they other in her vagina.
Heather " do u want some deviled egg salad?"
Michael " wait so you want me to fuck your dumper, pull out and stuffed one ball in your ass and stuck the other on your pussy?"
Heather " umm... Ok that will work!"
When the man pulls out of her ass and places one testicle in her ass and one in her vagina.
Heather " do u want some deviled egg salad?"
Michael " wait so you want me to fuck your dumper, pull out and stuffed one ball in your ass and stuck the other on your pussy?"
Heather " umm... Ok that will work!"
The act of Marigold rubbing her pussy against her daughter's, (Jules).
Marigold barged into her daughters room, she asked if she was horny, she said "what?". She began to strip Jules and rubbed her vagina into her's. The two scissored for a while, but then tthey both seemed to touch eachothers G-Spot, "Oh, Faster" Jules said. Marigold was also cumming. The white slippery cum came out of Jules tattoed vagina, but then Midas walked in, he was instantly aroused, then they had a threesome with their daughter, sweet home Marigolds Saladabama!
1) A very advanced technique for eating asshole (subdivision of tossing the salad) where the “spinner” moves from oral activity at the vagina, and runs their tongue up to the butthole over the victim’s (salad’s) skin and rotates their tongue in fast circular motion around the anus.
2) To dilly dally
“Asians girls really like it when you spin the salad on them”
“Ok, you can stop spinning the salad”
A three bean salad is when a male goes down on three women at once. Not to be confused with a poutine pounder (which refers to the same but with the eating of anus) or the taco casserole (which involves a woman going down on three women at once).
I had the best time of my life last night. I had a three bean salad with my wife and her sisters.