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As per Bob's Burgers: a special burger that comes with snow peas
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Let it Snow peas Burger, you should try it!"
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When you throw up a milkshake from fast-food place of choice, shove it up your asshole with a turkey baster and have your significant other lick it out.
Wow! after McDonalds, lets go home and make a West Virginia Snow Pocket!!
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When you jerk off into a snow cone and give it to someone
Dude Keisha is so kinky, she wanted a white cherry snow cone!
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Also known as Hockey, this game was originally played outdoors when in the Winter months, fresh water lakes would freeze. This allowed Canucks to strap metal blades onto their feet and slide around on the icy pond while chasing after and trying to hit a biscuit into a goal with a funny looking stick. Players of the game often slam into each other and get into fights while attempting to gain control of said biscuit. For the most part, the game is now played inside on an artificial ice skating rink, but is occasionally played outside. Somehow, this game made its way to the United States, although 90%* or more of the players on its teams are also made up of Canuckistanians.
*this statistic is a rectal extraction
Dude 1: You watching the Stars game later?
Dude 2: Nah. I don't really watch Canadian Snow Soccer, though it is far more entertaining than Soccer.
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When there are many bubbles in the bathtub and they cover your pud as if you had just been in a snowball fight naked and your dick got hit with a snowball and is snow-covered.
Man, I got frosty the snow cocked in the bath last night by my woman and she said it looked like I was in gay porn. She ain't gettin any tonight.
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Exquisitely performed slow sex completely under the covers because it's too cold and snowy to go anywhere.
We got the early morning call for no work/school today. Sounds like a good time to celebrate with Snow Day Sex.
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A white or biracial female who likes to go to PTA meetings, have early mimosas, kick children off their porch as well as wear their old prom dresses in front of the mirror while flaunting about how many black men they trapped.
Damn, you have Ms.Calwan for Math! Don’t you know she’s a Snow Bunny Karen?
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