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a compromise made on a Minecraft server agreeing that for every one person that doesn't curse is equal to 5 people cursing, thus giving them the power of admin.
In the darkest times of Minecraft the only way to make the game stay Christian was to enforce the 1/5 Compromise
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Time that comes after Beer :30
Man-Hey what time is it ?
Dude-I looked about a Hour and a half ago so it must be Joint to 5:00
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Comes from Andrew, the 5th buddy. A buddy which has less importance than 4 other buddies in a friend group.
"LOL, we wont tell buddy number 5!"
"Hey BUDDY NUMBER 1. Hey buddy number 5!"
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When you purposely walk in on your brother jerking off while your jerking off.
"I had that Paris Hilton video going in my room while I was cranking one out, when my older brother bill-dog walked in on me while he was beating off and laughing like a maniac! Bill-dog hit me with the worst 5 o'clock shadow! I was so embarrassed!"
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To have sex for with a hot woman for five hours.
Bro: "Dude you have mad swag today, whats up?"
You: "I had a 5 hour energy the other day."
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The type of girl you could stay with throughout the week 9-5(like a job) and not get tired of her
Carl: yea my girl she a 9-5 girl
Tyrone: oh so you like her
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when it is okay to pick up a pick of food or candy from the floor if it has been on the floor for 5 seconds or less, as if germs and filth cannot adhere to an edible morsel during that time frame
Go ahead and eat the m&m -- the five second rule is in effect.
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