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When a girl is on her period and suddenly sneezes and a giant blood rocket shoots out of her
"god bless you, Tina"
"Thanks. I'm on period so you know how that goes"
"Blood rockets suck! They just blow out of you!"
Anyone who caught Covid and suffered from it or died.
People who weren't affected don't have bitch blood.
Jason: " Yeah Kenny got covid and is being hospitalized."
Brody: "Dudes got bitch blood- his genes are inferior."
Is not, in fact, on Hamas. The blood that Hamas spilled is on Hamas and the blood Israel is spilling is on Israel. Hey, how do you know you're not blowing up the hostages?
Hym "I mean, every analogy I could make here seems like low-hanging fruit... Actually, YOU could probably think up an analogy that I could make right now were someone does something objectively wrong to me, I kill a bunch of people, whose hands is the blood on? Probably NOT the guy whose action is the impetus for me murdering people. I don't think that would fly. Definitely wouldn't keep me out of prison. THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO! 'Hym analogy simulator!' You pick an impetus for my homicidal rage and then you pick an act of violence I commit in response to it and then we run it trough an algorithm to determine whether or not it's justifiable or, better yet, who every ounce of blood is 'on' (conceptually). And then I get 1 million dollars... Yep. That's a good plan."
When a woman has a mischarged during sex
Even had a blood pleanus last night
something nice to do for humanity, especially if you have a less common blood type, or a rare one.
go figure out your full blood type (what's your rh, do you know?), and donate. make it a cool bonding activity that you do with your friends, family, significant other(s), teammates or co-workers, for the good of others...then go brag about it online to make it even more popular, but also to feel better about your selflessness, get those virtual applause and boost your level in the merciless world of online presence.
this can also be a motivator to keep yourself healthier (read it how you see fit, focus on what matters). would you want someone to get bad blood? obviously not! do regular blood check-ups.
also, check before you donate if you can. sometimes you might not be the best person to do so, for example, if you have low blood pressure, just got a tattoo or other skin procedures (wait 6 months), smoke pot sometimes (get clean first, you have bigger issues, you are making your brain mush), take diet pills or other medication that you should not, etc.
blood donation impasse:
Doug: why should i give MY blood away? i need it.
Reason: coward!
Someone who’s parents are siblings
You sure are a pure blood.
Someone that didn't take the convid 💩💉
Shaun: I don't feel too well ever since taking the jab, I've been getting heart problems.
Thomas: Yea I didn't get it because I have an immune system and didn't want heart problems. I think there's a new term going around for us unvaccinated, the call us Pure Blood's.