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Black Socks So It’s Not Gay

Bruh if you forget to say no homo while wearing black socks you’re good, but if you forget to say no homo while not wearing black socks nigga you gay

Tyrese : Imma clap his ass bruh.
Recoome : Bruh you forgot to say no homo, gay ass!
Tyrese : It’s all good I’m wearing black socks so it’s not gay.
Recoome : Ah, Ight you good then.

by Yung Burrito Penis August 30, 2018


Crimson Sock

While fucking a girl in the ass, Donkey Punch her on both ass cheek at the same time causing her to tense up. At that moment, quickly yank your dick out of her ass, ripping out the inner lining of her ass leaving it wrapped around your dick, like a sock

Bitch got fresh with me so I gave her a Crimson sock to put her in her place.

by SMK1979 March 16, 2008


rearranging my sock drawer

Sarcastic excuse for not attending a social event. Implies that the event is unimportant and that attendance is unnecessary. Another way of the person saying s/he has better things to do...Not.

Worker 1: "Will you be attending the company picnic next Saturday?"

Worker 2: "No, I'll be rearranging my sock drawer."

by yes juanito yes August 05, 2014


full as a fat ladys sock.

To eat so much you feel as if you have as little room in your stomach as a fat lady would have in her socks.

"I couldn't have one more bite, I'm as Full as a fat ladys sock"

"full as a fat ladys sock."

by c00p_d0gg May 16, 2009


washing your feet with socks on

This describes the way many men feel about sex while wearing a condom.

Ben Dover complained that wearing a rubber is just like washing your feet with socks on.

by I, Wreckerrr January 08, 2017


pushing a wet sock

A flacid, useless and/or impotent dick.

A nuetered dog who attempts to hump a bitch from instinct, long ago nuetered and useless in this regard.

She wanted more, but his attempt to penetrate was like pushing a wet sock, so they pulled out the dildo, instead.

by C.S. Me June 14, 2007


poop fart nigga sock

Poop fart nigga sock

Tony likes cock so he’s a poop fart nigga sock

by Coolkid_73 April 27, 2021