sock hole shift

switching sock with a hole to the other foot, where it will be in a different spot. in 'ancient' times socks would be 'darned', sewn and/or repaired. now that we have a 'disposable' society, one simply throws the offending sock in the "gobbige" can. (or rag bag!)

sock hole shift accomplishes only the delay of this process. of course, if a hole actually comes around, it usually isn't long before the heel goes too...

john had a toe poking through a sock hole, time to sock hole shift; he thought!

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Rubber Band Sock Trick

When you tie a rubber band to your dick, and then attach the other end of the rubber band to your sock, so your dick is in a constant state of extension, overtime this will enlarge one’s cock.

“I used the old rubber band sock trick and now my dick is half an inch bigger!”

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Barefoot one sock bandit

A man who has one sock on his cock and none on his feet who wears a mask over his face and no other clothes. He steals the anal virginity of any poor soul that dares step foot in the Oneida varsity locker room.

Bryson Carinci: I was taking a shower and the barefoot one sock bandit came in and stole my anal virginity.
Zack Smithson: yo no way that happened to me last Tuesday and I think I’m gay now!

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Crimson Sock

While fucking a girl in the ass, Donkey Punch her on both ass cheek at the same time causing her to tense up. At that moment, quickly yank your dick out of her ass, ripping out the inner lining of her ass leaving it wrapped around your dick, like a sock

Bitch got fresh with me so I gave her a Crimson sock to put her in her place.

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Black Socks So It’s Not Gay

Bruh if you forget to say no homo while wearing black socks you’re good, but if you forget to say no homo while not wearing black socks nigga you gay

Tyrese : Imma clap his ass bruh.
Recoome : Bruh you forgot to say no homo, gay ass!
Tyrese : It’s all good I’m wearing black socks so it’s not gay.
Recoome : Ah, Ight you good then.

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rearranging my sock drawer

Sarcastic excuse for not attending a social event. Implies that the event is unimportant and that attendance is unnecessary. Another way of the person saying s/he has better things to do...Not.

Worker 1: "Will you be attending the company picnic next Saturday?"

Worker 2: "No, I'll be rearranging my sock drawer."

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full as a fat ladys sock.

To eat so much you feel as if you have as little room in your stomach as a fat lady would have in her socks.

"I couldn't have one more bite, I'm as Full as a fat ladys sock"

"full as a fat ladys sock."