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PROXY (software)

PROXY is a licensed software product made by PROXY Networks. Besides being utterly stupid to name any software "proxy" (more widely known as being something completely different in IT networking), the product still looks like it's from Windows 95 and handles more or less to that capacity.

It's complete crap

Idiot help desk tech: My IT shop uses PROXY (software) for remote connections to manage our infrastructure.

Network tech: Wait, why are you using a network proxy for something you need to access remotely?

Every other IT professional: PROXY sucks, use something... literally ANYTHING else.

by donotmicrowaveagain May 18, 2020


Proxy Sell

Proxy Selling is basically where, given the circumstances let's say you have a friend that has a big business enterprise online and you have a rolex that you're trying to sell , You have received some offers but unfortunately these offers aren't high enough or don't stick? You now let your friend "PROXY SELL" your rolex, Proxy Sellers usually demand a certain cut or something in exchange if the product they have "proxy sold" sucess fully.

Hey noah can you proxy sell my fortnite account? kinda in the need of some money for this upcoming party!

by noah2.5 March 22, 2022


proxy pseudo designer

A fashion designer who's not a formal fashion designer by trade, who outsources the design and/or mass-produces BS.

e.g. Rachel is a blogger turned proxy pseudo designer

by uberduke December 17, 2016


Butt muenchousen by proxy

When a parent deliberately puts forth ill symptoms on their child via nasty ass; poisoning food with dingleberries; farting through the vents

Bob you're butt muenchousen by proxy has gotten dangerous, timmy had to be on a ventilator last night.

by Word slayer18769 October 22, 2020


Pinkeye by proxy

Pinkeye by proxy:

When you get pinkeye but it wasn't from your own hand.

I was staying at my uncles place and he farted on my pillow. I think I have pinkeye by proxy

by Day Tripper. August 27, 2022


munchausen by proxy

Munchausen syndrome by proxy is a mental illness and a form of child abuse. The caretaker of a child, most often a mother, either makes up fake symptoms or causes real symptoms to make it look like the child is sick.

The DSM-IV places Factitious Disorder by proxy (i.e., Munchausen's syndrome by proxy) into this category, defining it as “the intentional production or feigning of physical or psychological signs or symptoms in another person who is under the individual's care for the purpose of indirectly assuming the sick role."

Their sole caretaker was diagnosed with Munchausen by Proxy after it was discovered they were poisoning the child to make them seem more ill in order to gain sympathy.

by comofo August 11, 2022


Hoe by Proxy

When you're not a hoe yourself, i.e you do not sell sex or sexual images of yourself, but someone else acquires your photos and sells them on your behalf.

Man, someone got a hold of those nudes I posted a while back and made an onlyfans with them! Guess that makes me a hoe by proxy.

by Jvk1166z February 7, 2024