Usually an insult, when people try to be cool or just don't feel like answering a queston.
Random person: Hey, what are we doing today in English?
Me: Your mom.
Someone: Omg, that bug was HUGE!
ME: Your MOM'S huge..hahahaa.
or even
Someone: I had McDonald's last night, what'd you have?
Me: Your mom.
As the real creater of the simple reply: “Your Mom” I meant for it to be a fun joke that I replied when my friend would ask “what are you doing.” Later my sister would use it for every reply she made making it quite famous around the school and around the country.
My friend: “Hey what you doing.”
Me: “Your Mom!”
A phrase spurted out during a heated conversation. Usually has no meaning. Considered by many as a whole-hearted sentence of superiority in chat-rooms, or in an MSN Instant Messaging conversation. Generally a brainless statement.
Asshead says:
I h8 u
Asshead says:
dont tok 2 meh
Asshead says:
your mom
birth giver / best and most over used joke ever.
n00b: what'd you do this weekend?
me: YOUR MOM.
shortened version of the very british
"yes, well i had intercourse with your darling mother, i bid u good day"
The pinnacle of stupid and immature 12-year old jokes.
Johanna: What you doin' this weekend?
Kevin: Your mom.
Joseph: You're such a fucking moron...
Kevin: Your mom is a fucking moron.
a word spit out at any given time or place when someone (most likely a complete idiot) has absolutely no idea what to say
Hilary: Have you beeen havin a affair?!
Bill: uhh...
Hilary: Tell me! Who have you been doin stuff with lately?
Bill: YOUR MOM!