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Your Mom

Usually an insult, when people try to be cool or just don't feel like answering a queston.

Random person: Hey, what are we doing today in English?
Me: Your mom.

Someone: Omg, that bug was HUGE!
ME: Your MOM'S huge..hahahaa.

or even

Someone: I had McDonald's last night, what'd you have?
Me: Your mom.

by Hayleeee November 7, 2007

7πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Your Mom

As the real creater of the simple reply: β€œYour Mom” I meant for it to be a fun joke that I replied when my friend would ask β€œwhat are you doing.” Later my sister would use it for every reply she made making it quite famous around the school and around the country.

My friend: β€œHey what you doing.”
Me: β€œYour Mom!”

by TheYourMomGuy October 9, 2018

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


your mom

A phrase spurted out during a heated conversation. Usually has no meaning. Considered by many as a whole-hearted sentence of superiority in chat-rooms, or in an MSN Instant Messaging conversation. Generally a brainless statement.

Asshead says:
I h8 u

Asshead says:
dont tok 2 meh

Asshead says:
your mom

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

37πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


your mom

birth giver / best and most over used joke ever.

n00b: what'd you do this weekend?
me: YOUR MOM.

by sarahhh$$ March 2, 2006

10πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


your mom

shortened version of the very british
"yes, well i had intercourse with your darling mother, i bid u good day"

"yeh well, ya mum"

by ur brizzo February 2, 2004

16πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


your mom

The pinnacle of stupid and immature 12-year old jokes.

Johanna: What you doin' this weekend?
Kevin: Your mom.
Joseph: You're such a fucking moron...
Kevin: Your mom is a fucking moron.

by Trollkicker December 23, 2009

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


your mom

a word spit out at any given time or place when someone (most likely a complete idiot) has absolutely no idea what to say

Hilary: Have you beeen havin a affair?!
Bill: uhh...
Hilary: Tell me! Who have you been doin stuff with lately?
Bill: YOUR MOM!

by michael jackson November 22, 2003

13πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž