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Thats not good. please get some help
person 1 i hate myself
Person 2 then kill yourself
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One who considers themself to be a top notch drinker. One who is able to consume mass quantities of alcohol, while pacing themself.
I used to be a top ace myself. I could drink anyone under the table!
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V. To stimulate the penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.
I am going to go home and punch myself in the face, then go to sleep.
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an answer from the non-at&t customer to the perennial question of why s/he has yet to purchase an iphone; refers to the long-anticipated but yet-to-be consummated full-on hookup between apple's iphone and verizon wireless; may never happen
so smug iphone owner goes: no iphone yet buddy? don't you want to live in 2010-land with the rest of us hip kids?
and non-at&t customer comes back: no sir, i value the wholesome relationship that i have with my current carrier and so i am saving myself for the marriage
smug iphone owner attempts to console: that android-loaded phone you've got there looks o.k. you know . . . you should really value what you have in life
non-at&t customer has the last word: keep that hippy bullshit to yourself champ, i am not the settling type
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Hitting myself off involves the act of self satisfaction. It most commonly involves material, spiritual or substance induced gratification. To hit oneself off usually involves, but is not limited to, the ingestion of marijuana substance and a delicious meal. However, one can hit oneself off in various ways.
Hitting myself off is often used in this context...."Wow that blunt and clam chowder really hit me off at the Rt. 44 Diner on the way to Keuka."
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uh. the new stupidest way to say - my brain has been destroyed because i am spending all of my time in my house watching tv for 2 years now.
"Yeah, yuo never know who has COVID, so I have been self-isolating-myself just to be safe".
I birthed myself.
-Lil Tay-
I birthed myself unlike all of you betamale soybois.