p

Short for 'piss' when used in the sentence 'get on the piss' (get drunk). The amusing part of this abbreviation is that P is also a drug (aka Ice, methamphetamine, crystal meth) with a very bad image portrayed by the media. So when in public and you ask your friend if they want to get on the P tonight, you generally get a funny reaction from people around you.

Caleb: "Hey bro, wanna hit the P tonight?"
Alex "Yeah man its been like 4 days!"
Old people "Oh my god, druggies! Call the police!"

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;p;p;jlkh

Another way to play "Fur Elise" on a digital piano.

If you type ";p;p;jlkh" on your keyboard while using a digital piano, it will play "Fur Elise".

P-|>

Indifferent pirate. Not to be confused with P-)>, the happy pirate, or P-@> the angry pirate.

Upon hearing that cabin boy Petey was taken with scurvy, Blackbeard was P-|>

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P-P-Platypus

A specific gray Platypus character with a love for singing songs

. First seen on Youtube April 5th in the viral video "The P-P-Platypus Song" with Steve Axtell.

Featured on many blogs and forum including Charles Trippy, Smosh, Failedblog, NY Times, etc.

Have you heard the P-P-Platypus Song?

Did you download the free P-P-Platypus Ring Tones yet?

You've been P-P-Platypus Rolled.

You've been P-P-Platypussed.

P-P-Platypus is a new meme.

______________________

I'm a Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p Platypus.

I'm a Duck Billed Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a Web Footed Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a Duck Billed
Web Footed
Funny lookin
Fast Swiming
Warm Blooded
Puddle Jumpin
Bottom Feedin'
Burrow Diggin
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p Platypus.

I'm an Egg Laying Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a Flat Tailed Pppppppp Platypus
I'm an Egg Laying
Flat Tailed
Funny lookin
Fast Swiming
Warm Blooded
Duck Billed
Web Footed
Burrow Diggin
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pPlatypus.

Axtell Expressions makes this P-P-Platypus puppet along with 75 others.

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:p

:p= im lazy

"XD your a noob" so you were too idiot:p

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P

Cutitupquay

I sell percetamol.

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P

Also known as "The main man P" or "Vance-P" is a badass motherfucker hailing from the land of the ever-enslaved and residing in the land of the stoners.

What up P?

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