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Used when someone's Dad dies in front of you, your fault or other wise. Best served with a dead-pan voice while wearing sunglasses, a black leather trench coat, and body armor.
Sandra : Oh my God! Daddy..
JC : What a shame..(lip smack) Such a rotten way to die.
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Part or all of a bulletin board in schools, post offices and libraries that display the rap sheet and photo of sexual offenders living within a ten mile zone.
"Guess who's on the Wall of Shame at the Post Office? That creepy housekeeper from work!"
"I knew there was something way off about that perv!"
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The act of taking an apparent shortcut only to find the person or people you were trying to get ahead of speed past as you wait knowing you have suffered from some serious shortcut shame.
Invented in Pompey in 2011.
Johnny took the shortcut to avoid the traffic lights except he came to the junction to be stopped by a parked taxi and he sees all the cars drive on by. Tommy turns to him and says "wasteman that was some serious shortcut shame"
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Shaming someone for their body type.
Sara: “ew hes too skinny”
Jeff: “shes soooo fat it’s disgusting”
Mary: “she’d be pretty if she were skinnier”
Dan: “hes so fat, how does he even have a girlfriend?”
Body Shaming is not okay.
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The beard that a man will grow after his girlfriend has broken up with him.
Used in the song Razor Burn by Lagwagon
"On the night she left me, facial hair grew miraculously, I dressed in black like Johnny Cash and grew this beard of shame."
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Ashamed of buying condoms directly, a person (usually female) persuades his or her lover to buy condoms while they hide behind a magazine 20-feet away.
A man bumps into his friend in line at the checkout:
"Hey dude! It's been awhile! Where's your wife?"
"Oh, she's just over there looking at magazines, she has condom shame."
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When people with underlying shame-based experiences bond over the principles and egos they form along the way.
We formed what seemed like an inseverable attachment and once we acknowledged the truth of it being shame bonding, we grew even tighter.
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