that's Bullshit!

A defensive action which doesn't admit or deny. Usually shouted in response to an accusation that is most likely true.

Upset co-worker to you:"Mike told me you took my sandwich out of my lunch bag."
You: "That's Bullshit!"

You to Mike: "You ratted me out about the sandwich!"
Mike: "That's Bullshit!"

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porn-twit

a person who posts his or her porn and sexual activity on twitter in 140 characters or less.

Jessica's texting to twitter while in a 3-way made her a porn-twit.

Wall of Shame

Part or all of a bulletin board in schools, post offices and libraries that display the rap sheet and photo of sexual offenders living within a ten mile zone.

"Guess who's on the Wall of Shame at the Post Office? That creepy housekeeper from work!"

"I knew there was something way off about that perv!"

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Boring Lump of a Girl

A woman or girl so bland, vacuous and lifeless that she actually sucks the will to live from those within her presence.

Kristen Stewart plays the perfect role as Bella Swann because she's such a Boring Lump of a Girl--just like Bella!

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The R-word

Finally! 38 years after George Carlin's comedy routine, "The Seven Words You Can't Say on Television", the eighth word has been born. The R-word stands for "Retard" which is now banned thanks to state house rallies in Massachusetts, Indiana and Ohio. Rallies included earnest do-gooders marching around with a dozen "differently abled", mentally challenged citizens who are no longer called retarded but were told they were offended by the use of it.

Thanks to the rally, you can hear the R-word shouted at least 900 times a day in middle school and high school hallways.
Welcome to banishment, "Retard"!

"The rainy spring retarded the growth of the lettuce and asparagus," observed Dad one Saturday morning.
"Dad!" gasped PC thug vegetarian daughter, "You're not allowed to say the R-word!"
"Heh, heh, heh, RETARDED!" laughed obnoxious little brother.

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