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A non-gasm is the cumgasm that a guy DOESN'T have because someone walks into his room without knocking.
Shit! I had a non-gasm this morning because my Mom walked into my room without knocking as I was taking care of my morning wood!
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A head-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off into a urinal.
At one time or another - and probably often, most guys have a head-gasm!
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A whip-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he tightly grasps his dick and whips his raging boner in all directions and has a whip-gasm.
If Matt is in a hurry, he jacks me off and gives me a whip-gasm!
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A park-gasm is the cumgasm a guy gives himself when he goes to a park at night and jacks off on a picnic table and then licks it up.
Joey went for a midnight run and ended up having a park-gasm!
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A Corona-gasm is the gasm that a guy has when he puts only the crown of a tube-steake in his mouth -- (probably because his cock-head is too big to get in his mouth)-- and sucks a mouthful of creamy goodness out of his throbbing dick and swallows it or sno-balls it first.
I gave Ben a Corona-gasm, so now he owes me one!
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A juice-gasm is the opposite of a dry-gasm.
I know I'm gonna have a juice-gasm tonight!
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That euphoric feeling after making an excellent golf shot. Can range from a crooshed straight drive, to a heat-seeking long distance putt.
After a crooshed straight drive
"Good ball Johnny"-Seanzirelli
"Thanks bro, that drive just gave me a golf-gasm".-Johnny