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A non-gasm is the cumgasm that a guy DOESN'T have because someone walks into his room without knocking.
Shit! I had a non-gasm this morning because my Mom walked into my room without knocking as I was taking care of my morning wood!
A head-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off into a urinal.
At one time or another - and probably often, most guys have a head-gasm!
A whip-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he tightly grasps his dick and whips his raging boner in all directions and has a whip-gasm.
If Matt is in a hurry, he jacks me off and gives me a whip-gasm!
A park-gasm is the cumgasm a guy gives himself when he goes to a park at night and jacks off on a picnic table and then licks it up.
Joey went for a midnight run and ended up having a park-gasm!
A Corona-gasm is the gasm that a guy has when he puts only the crown of a tube-steake in his mouth -- (probably because his cock-head is too big to get in his mouth)-- and sucks a mouthful of creamy goodness out of his throbbing dick and swallows it or sno-balls it first.
I gave Ben a Corona-gasm, so now he owes me one!
A juice-gasm is the opposite of a dry-gasm.
I know I'm gonna have a juice-gasm tonight!
An orgasm that occurs despite the fact that you are bored to death. The reaction of the genitals is completely independent of the brain and no enjoyment is experienced whatsoever.
He was hammering me so hard and fast that I ended up having a bit of a bore-gasm.