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12 jurors+1 judge+1/2 a chance= 13 1/2
That murderer is 13 1/2
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1, 2, Oatmeal is a song from german youtuber Mariofan888 Originally known as Eins, Zwei, Haferbrei (1, 2, Haferbrei) that got popular when it got over donated to SimpleFlips. It could also been spelled as One, Two, Oatmeal. The english translation is known to be really bad, to the point where its comedic. The recurring line, 1, 2, Oatmeal, makes more sense when you take that in German, 2 and Oatmeal rhyme Pronounced (eíns zweí ˈha:fɐbra͜i). It makes much more sense when its translated correctly, though.
Lyrics: in english.
1, 2, Oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, Oatmeal
Because Kirby's very cute
1, 2, Oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, Oatmeal
Because Kirby's very cute
Kirby Inhaled his enemies
And makes it later
Kirby's so happy this is something he can
Because he's such a pink guy
Kirby Inhaled his enemies
And makes it later
Kirby's so happy this is something he can
Because he's such a pink guy
Here comes Kirby Meta-Knight to protect
Because he's attacked by King Dedede
Meta-Knight sings his sword of Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that?
Here comes Kirby Meta-Knight to protect
Because he's attacked by King Dedede
Meta-Knight sings his sword of Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that?
1, 2, Oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, Oatmeal
Because Kirby's very cute
1, 2, Oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, Oatmeal
Because Kirby's very cute
Kirby Inhaled his enemies
And makes it later
Kirby's so happy this is something he can
Because he's such a pink guy
Kirby Inhaled his enemies
And makes it later
Kirby's so happy this is something he can
Because he's such a pink guy
Here comes Kirby Meta-Knight to protect
Because he's attacked by King Dedede
Meta-Knight sings his sword of Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that?
Here comes Kirby Meta-Knight to protect
Because he's attacked by King Dedede
Meta-Knight sings his sword of Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that?
When you punch someone in the gut, crumpling him over, then punch that person in the face.
Mike Tyson beat him with the old 1-2.
Note -- Also carries ambiguous sexual connotation.
Bill: I gave her the old 1-2.
Ted: ... dude, fucking wifebeater.
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The video of two lesbian women feasting on each others fecal matter, drinking each other's urine and then vomiting semi-digested urine and fecal matter into their mouths. All of this is filmed and a sad violin music is played in the back-ground. These types of videos (2 girls 1 cup, 1 guy 1 screw driver, 1 guy 1 jar...) are shock videos wich include genitals and blood, semen, more blood, jars and to top it off it will ruin your life so DO NOT watch any of the videos above
'Dude you should watch 2 girls 1 cup!'
'What is it?'
'It's a video of 2 girls eating their shit!'
'And why should i watch it?
'Cuz its like a drend bro'
Moral of the story: watching two women eating shit, or a guy pulling a screwdriver out of his penis and just barely breaking his penis in half is NOT cool. Resist the temptation...
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There is one cup- and then one girl drinks from it. Then another comes and drinks out of it
If You thought otherwise um your fucking nasty go read a book
#2 girls 1 cup
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a nasty ass video of 2 gross ass females eating each other’s shit & throw up
“ have you seen the crazy video 2 girls 1 cup ?”
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One of the most disgusting shock videos out there. It contains two guys in a kitchen. The one asks in the creepiest hentai voice ever, “Do YoU wAnT a SaNdWiCh?!” The other says is an even more disturbingly hentai voice, “YeS i LoVe YoUr SaNdWiChEs!!!” So the guy starts making the sandwiches. He spits into the patty. Then he pulls back his foreskin to reveal his whole penis head covered in dick cheese. He uses this as the cheese for the sandwich. As if this isn’t bad enough, it gets worse. The other guy eats the sandwich and says, “HeY tHiS cHeEsE iS tAcKy!” He continues to eat it happily ever after. Extremely nauseating video attempting to glorify eating dick cheese. Worse than eating cum in my opinion, DON’T WATCH!!!
Sicko: Hey wanna watch 2 guys 1 sandwich?
Poor unfortunate soul: This better not be about eating shit or cum
Sicko: No it’s even better! * he he *
* watches it *
Poor unfortunate soul: WHAT THE FUCK THAT’S EVEN WORSE!!! I HATE YOU!!!
* Sicko laughs while eating dick cheese in the background *
This is how I watched it btw
Btw if you’ve made it this far congratulations because everything you just read is fake
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