truck drivers

the one type of humans in the world who have ultimate and no limitation to their authority on the roads.

policeman: why were you speeding back there sir?

truck drivers: im a truck driver.

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driver's seat

1. Controling events or decisions

Wayne Rooney's stellar performance in Euro 2004 put him in the driver's seat for his upcoming contract talks

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Pile Driver

A somewhat challenging sexual position which has the receiver lay on their back. usually on a padded floor, with their lower back and legs raised all the way up so that their ankles are either side of (and beyond) their own head. The exact end position will depend on the flexibility of the receiver. This position totally exposes the groin area to the giving partner who stands astride the receiver's groin to perform. The giver squats over the receiver, facing her, and moves up and down on the receiver to create friction. The giver is also able to use their hands to caress and explore their partner's lower body.

This is a sexual position that requires considerable flexibility on the part of the receiver and it cannot be (fully) achieved by most. It is advantageous for its feeling of being totally exposed and "giving it all". Those less flexible might try getting into the position, but stop at the point where the position starts to become uncomfortable. The giver can also help those less flexible by using their hands to support the receiver's thighs at mid-point. The giver should be careful not to over-extend the penis beyond what is comfortable at this unusual angle (penis pointing downwards).

They were ready to kick their sex life up a notch, so they tried things like the Pile Driver

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california driver

a driver who pulls u-turns just any old where who also thinks you can run stop signs cause they're not important dude

also crazy enough to shoot at other drivers during rush hour

"get off the road you clifornia driver"

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bile driver

The active homosexual male.

Chrithtopher is a bile driver.

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PA Drivers

n. Drivers in the southeastern region of Pennsylvania,particularly in the suburbs of Philadelphia who are involved in numerous accidents daily due to their leadfootedness yet their slowheadedness.

"Another accident on Route 202"

PA Drivers

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jaguar driver

Cocky driver that sleeps with a lot of women and wears Burberry ties.

Who is that guy driving on the road getting a blowjob? Oh that's a jaguar driver.

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