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An older male with whom you associate as your adopted father. Teenage girls tend to have many father figures in their lives if they are lacking a father or have an issue with their own, actual father.
This also commonly leads to infatuation with older men who are father figures, be it theirs or in general.
Friend 1: Oh, I never had a decent father...
Friend 2: You have father issues?
Friend 1: Yeah. It means I now have a father figure...
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A badass individual who represents the American way, helping others boost their feelings of freedom and patriotism. Commonly found in the colorful land of Colorado, in the greatest fucking country on Earth: America. Often sporting a star spangled headband and a large bald eagle perched upon his shoulder, this individual is the embodiment of Freedom.
Guy #1: Nigga, who the fuck is that?
Guy #2: Son, watch your mouth, that's Father Freedom.
Guy #1: What's that smell?
Sam L. Jackson: Freedom motherfucker, do you smell it?!
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A general name for a TV show (i.e. Jerry Springer, Maury, etc.) where women fight with 2 or 3 men (and sometimes women) where there's an audience booing and constant censorship
A typical transcript of "Who's the father"
TV: Let's meet Johnny!
Audience: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Girl: What the *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeepp beeeep beeeeeeeeep* you mutha *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* you*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp*
a sexual act where, prior to oral sex, the recipient vomits and their own private parts. This can be performed by both male and female partners. (Does not need to be associated with drinking or being drunk)
Man, this chick I was with last night was so freaky; she's totally into puke play and poop. Tonight I think I'll give her the ol' FATHER PENGUIN before we fuck.
I was so drunk last night that I FATHER PENGUINED all over my lap right before my boyfriend was going to eat me out!
A father that moves around starting new families every few years, keeping the old families secret from the new. He's like a franchise in establishing his territory and distributing his goods.
My biological dad is a franchise father. His marriage cycles lasted 2-8 years. I have 20 other siblings ages 10 to 40.
Also known as semen, or sperm.
Guy 1: Duuuuuuuude, I COVERED her in father water.
Guy 2: Nice. Did you get it in her hair?