Josh

A word that is impossible to say backwards.

Dan: HHHOOOOSSSOOOOOODGGEE (sound of someone attempting josh backward)

Tim: Thats as impossible as is it is for Osama bin ladens beard to be on a sun-silk ad.

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Josh

a short, red-headed devil that dresses like a bro. He has a negative opinion on just about every subject. He likes long walks on the beach, but dont let this distract you from the ultra-negative nature of the beast.

That comment by Mark was so negative it is the epitome of Josh.

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Josh

The name Josh (short for Joshua) sprouts from its Hebrew meaning 'savior,' probably for the heroic aspects found in those who share the name. As of the most common names in the world, it has been featured in the top ten most common boy names multiple times. This is because many parents want their children to be in the 'Josh' elect. This 'Josh' elite populate the superior form of studly, chivalrous, sexy, creative, gregarious, altruistic, charismatic, manly men you will ever witness. They are the best of the best in all aspects of relationships and are considered inhumanly gifted lovers. You will know a true Josh when you find one. If you come into contact with one, bow down and show immediate respect. If you are a worthy suitor, prepare to be satisfied and pampered beyond your wildest dreams.

Him? That's a Josh. Quick! Bow down! For we are not worthy.

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josh

someone named josh is the best person you will ever meet. he is so sweet, funny, cute, and so much more. he is someone you would fall in love with instantly and is a person you never want to lose. He is also someone who you will become very close with instantly.

abbie - so who is this pic of?

me - the sweetest and best person i know. '

abbie - so whats his name?

me - josh. :)

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josh

a very loving and amazing guy. he will make you so happy and always be there for you. he’s for sure a guy you want to be with for the rest of your life

i’m lucky to be josh’s girl friend

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josh

josh is an amazing and handsome guy who loves to show love. he is very sweet , funny , ADORABLE, and has a big yk what;) he is very muscular and strong OH AND VERY ROMANTIC he will complement 24/7. he is a keeper he would do anything for you. josh have a lot of ass too

girl one: OH MY HAVE YOU SEEN THAT CAKE HE MUST BE A JOSH
girl two: LOOK AT THOSE ARMSSSSSSS SO MUCH MUSCLEES
girl three: he is so sweet and charming i think im falling for him

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Josh It

When your friend Josh says he will be somewhere and then doesnt show up.

Hey, I'll be there at 5:00. Yeah right, we all know you're going to Josh it.

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