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A dorky, God-fearing, neighborly type of man with glasses; as seen on the Simpsons.
Look Ned Flanders, stop taking the Bible too seriously and get a life.
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Dirty Ned is a gay pervert who likes looking at guys wank and guys giving each other anal and eating each other's shit. he wishes he could get it all but he's too retarded.
Stop being such a Dirty Ned you are just like Herbert the pervert
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An emergency in the ball sack region that requires immediate attention. This usually happens at a time when you can't fixate your balls to a comfortable position because people are around. This includes irritation, itchiness, balls sticking to your leg, and of course, your balls just feeling weird. Also commonly referred to as just "Ned's".
John: Damn, I have a Ned's.*Fixates balls.*
Alex: ...*Fixates balls*
Jimmy: I have a Ned's Declassified, but I don't care, I'll scratch it in front of people.
Jake(Has no balls): Oh yeah, me too.
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A Youtuber and 1/4 of BuzzFeed's TryGuys. A man so in love with his wife he'd murder a boat full of Italian babies. Highly competitive and a dominant alpha male, he can be sweet until you mess with him.
Example:
Guy 1: Isn't that blonde girl cute?
Ned Fulmer: I will destroy you and your family if you look at my wife again!
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Ned Ludd (ned lud) pronoun. a feeble-minded man who smashed two (textile) frames belonging to a Leicestershire employer (c. 1779) Mr. Ludd believed that the industrial revolution would dehumanize human beings see Luddite
"Progress may have been a good idea once. But it has outgrown its usefulness," said Ned Ludd as he smashed the shit out of his Leicestshire employer's (textile) frames.
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A social distancing addict. He will come measure the 6 feet with his massive shlong. Just a massive magnum dong.
Gary- *Gives the homie a ten hour anal session*
Homie- No homo.
Gary- Uh oh! It’s Ned Lamont we have to get six feet before he comes to touch us with the 6 foot monster dong!
Monster Ned is Oral Paul’s/Earl Paul’s first victim. After getting molested at his place of work, Dave and Buster’s, he turned into an inter-dimensional monster. He now travels through dimensions, trying to get revenge.
Oral Paul: “Monster Ned, I am going to molest you again.”
Finn and Marbles: “Not fucking cool man.”