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Another safe website or program you have open, so that when you are looking at a dirty site or NSFW material you can quickly switch/exit to that window, making you look perfectly innocent. Casually whistle when a person looks at your screen for added effect. Best for people with quick reflexes.
I was looking at porn today, but luckily I tabbed to my safety screen when my boss walked by.
A condom: a square packaged device that provides safety during sex
Guy: I want sex but I don't have condoms
Girl: don't worry I got some safety squares
When someone has on sunglasses for the sole purpose of looking at tits.
Guy 1: Nice shades.
Guy 2: These? They're just my safety goggles.
When you are tired of cleaning up the mess of masturbating, go to the bathroom, sit on the toilet backwards, lean your phone on the top of the toilet, put on your favorite porn and rub it out, and ejaculate into the back of the toilet leaving a mess and worry free situation
Jayden: I’m getting tired of cleaning up my mess after I beat my meat
Zach: Just use the safety squat method and you don’t have to worry about a mess
A vehicle which is employed in many motorsports, but notably in F1. It is deployed onto the track whenever an incident happens, and while it's on the track, no driver is allowed to overtake and must follow the pace.
Subject A: Safety Car deployed
Subject B: What happened?
Subject A: Car #9 spun off the track, got stuck in the gravel
The toilet paper you place in the toilet if there isn't already something covering the water. To reduce splash.
"No matter how fast I'm rushing to take a poo, I always have time to lay down some safety paper, so I don't get splashed."
A word to describe that you have prepared yourself readily for the event ahead.
Tom and Benny had to go for camp. As they were leaving the house...
Tom: Are you ready to go?
Benny: Obviously.. I have Safety Marked a thousand times just now!
Tom: Ok, lets go!