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blandy salad

When a girl puts lettuce on your dick and then performs a blandy, good ones often contain some kind of salad dressing.

My girl was given me such a good blandy salad last night, I just had to go eat some salad after

by Meehoy Neehoy March 16, 2015


McDonalds Salad

The act of smoking pubes through your girls ass. You can also smoke weed in the girls ass like you would do with the salad being the weed or the pubes. You can put your penis in her mouth or asshole to resemble the chicken in the salad. Cumming in her ass could also be an action to represent the salad dressing like ranch or buttermilk dressing.

I ordered a McDonalds salad in the bedroom. She never saw it coming as I ate my salad out of her asscrack.

by AN0SEater March 16, 2020


Planet Salad

The place where dreamer's on hallucinogenic drugs go.

Guy 1: Hey Schutzy, how are you wdc?
Guy 2: He's not with us dude. He boarded the acid-ship to Planet Salad 40 minutes ago and he won't be back for a while.

by john_witten January 3, 2012


Salad head

A term for Roblox players who try to dress themselves up looking cool using multiple Catalog accessories and body parts, a common salad head will have a combination of the "Frost Guard General" "Robloxian 2.0" and the "Skeleton" package, as for accessories they usually wear the "Holiday crown" "Paper hat" "Beautiful Hair for Beautiful People"
for clothes they usually have some plaid design on their shirts and ripped jeans, sometimes they wear supreme merch as well, in terms of music they like trash rap songs, Gucci gang and stuff like that

Yeah, that salad head tried to flex on me with his ugly clothes, like honestly, why would you try to be cool on Roblox?

by KentuckyFriedHumans January 3, 2020


crap salad

when a dj cant mix two tracks together, let alone mixing a salad... therefore: crap salad = crap set.

PARIS : That was a shit mix...

JAE : yeah, that dj couldnt mix a salad...

PARIS : unless it was a crap salad.....

------------------------ 30 mins later ------------------------

*dj plays shit mix*

PARIS : WTF was that?

JAE : Crap salad.

by JPG.PP July 23, 2010


Churro Salad

Eating a churro out of someone's anus after it has been inserted up inside.

Female: Hey sexy, you want a churro salad?

by bluetubeodyssey January 9, 2012


Gorilla Salad

1. A thick, course public bush reminiscent of the jet black hair of the eastern mountain gorilla (G. beringei beringei).

2. Professional ice hockey player and all around mouth-breathing dick-clown Daniel Carcillo.

Chicago Blackhawks forward Dan "Gorilla Salad" Carcillo has been suspended indefinitely, pending an in-person hearing with the NHL's Department of Player Safety regarding an act of aggravated stupidity.

by Tankho February 27, 2013

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