When a girl puts lettuce on your dick and then performs a blandy, good ones often contain some kind of salad dressing.
My girl was given me such a good blandy salad last night, I just had to go eat some salad after
The act of smoking pubes through your girls ass. You can also smoke weed in the girls ass like you would do with the salad being the weed or the pubes. You can put your penis in her mouth or asshole to resemble the chicken in the salad. Cumming in her ass could also be an action to represent the salad dressing like ranch or buttermilk dressing.
I ordered a McDonalds salad in the bedroom. She never saw it coming as I ate my salad out of her asscrack.
The place where dreamer's on hallucinogenic drugs go.
Guy 1: Hey Schutzy, how are you wdc?
Guy 2: He's not with us dude. He boarded the acid-ship to Planet Salad 40 minutes ago and he won't be back for a while.
A term for Roblox players who try to dress themselves up looking cool using multiple Catalog accessories and body parts, a common salad head will have a combination of the "Frost Guard General" "Robloxian 2.0" and the "Skeleton" package, as for accessories they usually wear the "Holiday crown" "Paper hat" "Beautiful Hair for Beautiful People"
for clothes they usually have some plaid design on their shirts and ripped jeans, sometimes they wear supreme merch as well, in terms of music they like trash rap songs, Gucci gang and stuff like that
Yeah, that salad head tried to flex on me with his ugly clothes, like honestly, why would you try to be cool on Roblox?
when a dj cant mix two tracks together, let alone mixing a salad... therefore: crap salad = crap set.
PARIS : That was a shit mix...
JAE : yeah, that dj couldnt mix a salad...
PARIS : unless it was a crap salad.....
------------------------ 30 mins later ------------------------
*dj plays shit mix*
PARIS : WTF was that?
JAE : Crap salad.
Eating a churro out of someone's anus after it has been inserted up inside.
Female: Hey sexy, you want a churro salad?
1. A thick, course public bush reminiscent of the jet black hair of the eastern mountain gorilla (G. beringei beringei).
2. Professional ice hockey player and all around mouth-breathing dick-clown Daniel Carcillo.
Chicago Blackhawks forward Dan "Gorilla Salad" Carcillo has been suspended indefinitely, pending an in-person hearing with the NHL's Department of Player Safety regarding an act of aggravated stupidity.
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