The dude is the biggest capper known to man. Allegedly gets head in Ohio from a absolute sket and it goes for 20 mins and “isn’t even close”. He also randomly forgets about stash’s of cash and the proceeds to buy AirPods. This dude has the most African nose you will ever see on a white man.
“Dude I lasted like 30 mins”
“Who are you, Theo Miller”
Someone who is addicted to their phone, and insubordinate. He doesn't like to listen, and has terrible taste in music. This type of person has Chlamydia.
Person 1: Oh here comes that Evan Miller
Person 2: WhY iS He aLWaYs oN hiS pHoNe
Evan Miller: Ain't nobody tell me nothin
Hunter Miller Is A WHOLE ASS NIGGA THAT KILLS NIGGAS WIN FOOTBALL
Damn that one handed that over landon then out ran 800 niggas to the endzone.
Yeah thats Hunter MIller
The epitome of big dick energy.
Lou miller could top me any day.
The coolest person ever. Very handsome and sexy.
Graham Miller is so fucking hot
Devan Miller is the top of the food chain as far as girls go, she’s smart, hilarious, and drop-dead gorgeous. Everybody wishes they were Devan. She turns heads when she walks into any room, with a smile brighter than the sun. Consider yourself the luckiest person in the world if you are close to her, and even luckier if you are her bestie, because she’ll always be there for you, no matter what the situation is, and is always willing to lend a helping hand. Her eyes could make a blind man smile, and her sweet, soft, angelic voice will linger in any man’s head days after talking to her.
While Devan is relatively happy with herself, she is very insecure and sometimes feels like she isn’t good enough, and is always trying really hard to please everyone. But even though she exceeds all expectations and makes her friends and family very proud, most of the time she feels like she fell short and beats herself up over it.
While she is very social and enjoys being around people and has many friends, she is a very independent person, and needs to be alone from time to time, especially after a long day. She never really feels like she is done with everything, and often can’t relax due to the amount of pressure put on her by others, and even more from herself, which takes a toll on her. She is really an amazing person, and can do anything she puts her mind to, she just needs to hear it sometimes. We could all learn a lot from Devan Miller.
Wow I just saw Devan Miller in the hallway pushing the handicapped kid in his wheelchair for him. Classic Dev, always the nicest person in the room. I wish I could be like her.
Originated From a certain British geometry teacher who is completely filled with hypocrisies. Pulling a Miller is when you tell someone not to do or say something, then immediately after telling them not to, you do the thing you told somebody not to do. One of the more prominent examples of Pulling a Miller is when you hear somebody swear, then you yell out "Be Nice!" to get them to stop swearing. Shortly afterwards, you swear at something openly, and loudly.
Student: F**k this work. I don't understand it at all!
Miller puller: Be Nice!!
Miller puller Pulling a Miller: F**kin hell, why are you students so rowdy?!