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A guy who plays way too much fortnite for his age and eats copious amounts of cosmic brownies.
"Did you see what level that guy was on fortnite? He's a total John Allen."
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Some stupid fuck trying to be funny
Look at Nicholas allen over there trying to be funny
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The Greatest Point Guard in the history of Basketball. He's only 6 feet tall scoring over 30 points a game all season. What other point guard has done this before him. I don't know of one. You tell me. Plus the girls think he's cute.
Allen Iverson's statistics will give you an example.
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1) A type of hand-rolled cigarette commonly rolled accidentally by inexperienced rollers but sometimes rolled purposefully by veteran ones. Formed by pinching your two thumbs in too hard while rolling your cigarette, the middle remains less densely packed (while either side is much tighter and smaller), leaving the cigarette with a distinct, flattened-isosceles-triangle sort of shape.
The name refers to the house on the title frame of the popular nineties T.V. sitcom, "Home Improvement", in which Tim Allen starred. During the title frame of the intro song, the name of the show is framed in the same flattened triangle shape.
2) That cocaine loving motherfucker from Home Improvement.
Can Tim Allen roll a Tim Allen so fat that even he couldn't smoke it? Trick question. He doesn't smoke anything, not even that crack bullshit. Doesn't even freebase. He just snorts that pure, white, Colombian nose candy.
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Tim Allen is known for being the destroyer of entire galaxies. He is most well known for his ability to destroy entire planets simply by playing reruns of home improvement. Because of this, Tim Allen is the number one interplanetary threat for most planets. His arch nemisis is Placado, Lord of the Seas and all its inhabitants.
Billy: Hey man i heard there was some kinda nuclear holocaust that wiped out the entire population of our planet last night whats up with that?
jack: oh yeah, that was tim allen. Someone was watching Santa Claus 3.
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This guy is not somebody you want to mess with. He's a nice guy until you provoke him, which is not an easy task. Don't even try to roast him, he doesn't take that stuff personally. He has an interesting personality, and loves the outdoors. He is an avid hunter and just wants to hang out with his friends in his downtime.
That guy reminds me of Jack Allen . He has the most interesting personality. He is also very nice and doesn't let anything go to his head.
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