ankle pants

The phenomenon where your pants are wrapped around your ankles and you are masturbating.

Mom walks in on son jacking off
Son: "I wasn't masturbating. I swear!"
Mom: "Oh yeah? Why do you have ankle pants?"
Son: "Shit"

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Ankle Breeze

A fart so monstrous that when released, a light feeling of air is felt on your ankles.

That ankle breeze really tickles.

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ankle scraper

Extremely large penis/dick. One that is said to "scrape your own ankles"

"Hot Wings has a giant crank!" - Listener
"Yea, what a real ankle scraper!!" - Eric Zane

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Jewish Ankle

An unknown infection that you hide from people like they are an over protective jewish mother.

I got a bit too wild at Cochella and I had to pull a Jewish Ankle to keep my boyfriend from seeing whatever is going on down there.

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Ankle breaker

To cross your aponent out of their shoes. Done in various basketball games

Guy1:"Did you see what tomorrow did to him"
Guy2:"Yea he crossed him out of his shoes"
Guy2:"GIVE THAT GUY MAP, WHERE ARE YOU GOIN'."
Guy1:"ANOTHER ANKLE BREAKER HOLY SHAFT"

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ankle socks

Usually wore by Gay men or Meat heads. These guys might steal these sox from their girlfriends. Never wear ankle sox's with shorts, you will be hit on by other gay men.

When you go to the gym. Look at the guy wearing ankle sox.. He is either gay or a meatheat. "ankle socks"

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ankle snitch

any of a number of home detention monitoring devices which is worn around the ankle and reports activities to the court.

i.e. S.C.R.A.M. A device worn around the ankle and used to detect alcohol consuption

Man,

I just got home from court and now I have to wear this ankle snitch for 10 days and pay 16 bucks a day! These fools are trippin...

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