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A sexual act where a guy is having sex with a girl who has vaginal herpes, and he fucks her so hard that the little herbes pimples pop. The sensation feels like pop rocks on his dick.
Becky told me that Tom gave her Arkansas pop rocks.
A sex position where a man places his ball sack over his sleeping partners eyes and blocks her vision. The man then screams "HOW BOUT THAT ARKANSAS HOODED MERGANSER" while blowing a duck call.
She was sleeping peacefully until I gave her the Arkansas Hooded Merganser with my balls in her face.
jeans and t-shirt swimwear combo worn by midwesterners, hill billies, white trash and other low-rent tourists at the beach.
Look at those stupid low rent tourists in their arkansas wetsuits. Wonder if they are staying warm
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Green Forest is one of the places on earth where you should not spend a minute in. There’s fuckin nothing to do, the stores here suck, and it’s so simple. But the people there are very nice a sweet, except all the crackheads there
“Hey do you wanna go to Green forest Arkansas tomorrow?”
“I don’t wanna get a nicotine addiction form those preteens today.”
The Arkansas Wet Willie is where you go down to Booneville, Arkansas and go "mudding". While you are mudding you stop mid-way and start to have sexual intercouse. When finished, you go back to "mudding".
Me and Jessica just got done doing the ol' Arkansas Wet Willie
Jjerking off outdoors while using an electrical chord and a tree to choke yourself. It feels so good you yell “woo pig sooie!!!” Local hunter thinks he heard a wild razorback immediately fires one in your head from behind.
My condolences I heard your grandpa died of Arkansas Asphyxiation. Thank you, but we were a little disappointed the coroner ruled it a suicide.
When you're getting a blowjob from your hot cousin and she bites your dick as you nut. It will feel like getting bit by an alligator since your nerves are so sensitive.
Adam: "My cousin gave me the Arkansas Alligator last night after the Hogs lost. I needed something kinky to get my redneck spirits up."
Dan: "I wish I had a cousin as hot as yours YIYIYI"