Is the guy always right in the relationship?

Yes the guy is always right. The girl should know that and not try to argue. There is no possibility that the girl could ever be right.

Is the guy always right in the relationship?
what is the answer to 1+2?
guy: 7
girl: 3
guy: im right
girl: yes you are...

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The neighbor's cum is always whiter

When a sexual partner complains about your sexual activity and/or your genitallia

Jane: your dick is much smaller than Mike's

Jane's boyfriend: *murmuring * the neighbor's cum is always whiter

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i before e... always.

Unlike the term I before E except after C, or when sounding as A like in neighbor and weigh,

i before e... always refers to how chuck norris and/or those similar to chuck norris spell things.

Normal guy: I before E except after C...
Chuck: no! i before e... always.

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grass is always greener

Origin: Stoner: When the bowl is ash on top and you flip it over so its green.

Bro 1: Bro, that's harsh.
Bro 2: Bro, the grass is always greener.
Bro 3: dooooppppppeeee

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Dude you always do this shit

A phrase Norman "Nick" uses when he feels like he is being plotted against or purposefully exposed. When he uses this phrase it means that he's genuinely done with your bullshit and getting annoyed. He usually uses this phrase whenever Henry is doing some annoying ass shit to get on his nerves. If this phrase is dropped on you, you better quit agitating the nigga because you don't want to face the wrath of the uncaged lion.

Henry: Yo Norman "Nick", you said that the girl over there is pretty cute, you want me to set you up?

Norman "Nick": Dude you always do this shit, stfu. Leave me the fuck alone and stay out of my shit.

Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze

Make sure that what you are doing and striving for is going to be worth any sacrifices you will have to make along the way. If it's a relationship, job, anything in life.

If you love someone more than life itself and will do anything to have her and shes perfect for you, yet you have to move far away and start a new life, the juice is worth the squeeze.

Or if you want to become a lawyer but it costs 100's of thousands in debt and years of studying and when you graduate you have to move to alaska but your starting salary is 400K a year, the juice was worth the squeeze. Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze.

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Roses Aren't Always Red

Roses aren't always red

& violets aren't exactly blue,
the society we live in
never seems to speak the truth.

Smiles aren't always happy,
& frowns aren't always upset.
People judge to quickly
& our feelings are what they

forget

Roses aren't always red & and our feelings are what they forget.

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