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When one swiftly penetrates the back of the throat with his penis then pulls out quickly and delivers his scrotum to the open gagged mouth.
Edward: Did you hear what Johnny did?
Jethro: No
Edward: He gave Susy the Shock and Awe, I heard she was pissed
Random Homeless Man: I heard she liked it
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Obvious fake sympathy for someone whos problems you don't care about.
Friend is upset about something you don't care about
Friend:....and then my mom said I couldn't get a turtle and name it Kendra!!!!
You: Aaaaaaaaw muffin
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Shock and awe
Let’s not
Like I guess I could write forever
Prefer not to
But it’s now a reflex
Defence mechanism
Like the shit thrown
Compelled
To throw it back
Artistically
Brutally beautifully
And just …
And now you know just what kind of kind your dealing with
Yep .. don’t go there
I get that this is a cleansing of outdated energies …
Maybe you do too now ..
Last warning …
Would prefer to shock and awe in my caring, protective naturally loving former self ..
He does actually still exist ….
Frozen in ice …
Lost in time ;)
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A ROM edited for the sheer purpose of nothing . Literally . Made by SomethingAwful.com , it features many of thier more notable quotes and pranks . It is an extraspective view on how people behave on the Internet . All characters , quotes , sayings , threats , and general offensiveness are ... Inspired by real people . Best laughs I ever had . Runs on either ZSNES or SNES9x .
Dude , I just played Awful Fantasy , and I fuckin' loved it !
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A lame website with even lamer forums. However, if you by any chance like feminazi mods, forum downtime from comically inept script writers, MS paint, pathetic personal e/n stories, fat nerds with neckbeards, extra features that cost money and are usually broken, circle jerk threads, smug, whiny rich kids, unfunny spamboards (BYOB), and people who can't take a joke or laugh at themselves, then this is the forum for you.
Something Awful was cool......back in 2002.
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"The Awful Tower" is the appellation most commonly used by a certain variety of Parisian anglophones to refer to that most ominous quadripedal cast iron cast-off space ship masquerading as the City's and even the Country's most famous tourist attraction.
Also known as "Ze Awful Tow(z)er"
"Where are we going to take the relatives from Ohio?" Petit Louis asked he brother Toto. "Oh, I know, let's drive them down the Champs a Sleazy, then over to the Sore Bone, and then we can finish up at the Awful Tower."
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