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A Jew who believes in the oneness of the world's religions.
David is an everything bagel: He was born a Jew but he also honors Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, Zoroaster, Confucius, Krishna, Mahavira, and the like.
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A sex position where someone squeezes their stomach fat around their naval, creating a bagel-like structure. They are then penetrated through the orifice of the newly created bagel until climax is achieved. After, the surface of the bagel is evenly coated with semen, giving it the appearance of a nice cream cheese spread.
I got kicked out of an orgy in Hollywood for giving someone a Cincinnati Bagel. They didn’t believe it was Organic or Gluten-free.
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Reference to your girl’s tight little asshole. The bunghole. The sphincter.
I’ll be buttering the queen’s bagel tonight.
I declare that’s the queen’s bagel was quite fresh when I poached the hole.
A Stoner Bagel is a uniquely Canadian treat, raving from the east, possibly originating in Sudbury. It is a common meal usually ordered at a Tim Hortons, while they can still be made at home also. A Stoner Bagel (from my region) consists of an everything bagel (Toasted), herb and garlic cream cheese & bacon (extra is a possibility) This will satisfy the hunger of even the most stoned.
"Yo bud, wanna rip down to Tim's and get some munchies?"
"Oh yeah mate, thinking stoner bagels?"
"Read my mind bud"
To be very, very intoxicated / drunk / wasted / smashed.
After your friend drunk dials you, you might say: "Whoa, there! You're a little bit saucy bagel arn't ya?"
GIRL WITH A FAT ASS AND LOVES DAVEN BARTLETT WITH ALL OF HER HEART